About Two Words

Tag Two (Tagged again, by Cupid apparently)

Question Uno:

Are you taken:

No, and I swear by thine own heart I shalt never be taken until after post-secondary education.

Unless it by thine own mind, or if it was my life that was taken to the land of the dead.

Question Zwei:

Have you been cheated on:

Not romantically. If you count those thousands of times I've helped my classmates when I'm not supposed to, maybe.

I've cheated on life most of the time though.

Question 三:

Any Crushes:

...

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.....

......

... *cough* Ellipses *cough* ...

Question Quinque:

Do you miss your last relationship:

1. Don't assume

2. By fire and with this sword I vow nought

3. I need to pull up google translate now for the question numbers

Question Sei:

Who has your heart:

Silly Answer:

Why, are you looking for it?

If so, I have a feeling you'll be looking for yours soon.

Serious answer:

Jesus and God

I am Christian and I'm not afraid to use it.

... That's not how you use that line but ...

I don't care ellipses!

Question Epta:

Are you the jealous type:

*Sings Jealous Kind by Jars of Clay* (It's a Christian song)

*Snaps back to reality*

Nu, I ain't jelly

On your toast

*Sings Ryan Higa's Sandwich of My Life*

*Fade to credits*

Question Huit:

Would you take one of your exes back:

1. Stop assuming, I already said that

2. Yes, I would take my ex's back and give them a small shove and "Thank you for your time", right after we broke up, if I ever get a chance to

3. *Sings more random songs and tunes that constantly change, singing only specific parts*

Question Devět:

Last time you cried:

Full sentences please

*Casually uses Sans' gravity slam on this question a bunch*

*Realizes something, and does the same to question three*

Also, for an answer, I don't remember.

Question Ten:

Favorite Color:

Orange, Blue, and ... uh lets see

Bleach-White Grey, Grey, Pitch-Black Grey, Light Grey, Sky Grey, Fog Grey, Frog Grey, Moonlight Grey, Metallic Grey, Dark Grey, Silver Grey, Steel Grey, Clear Grey, Artificial Grey, Ash Grey, Pusheen Grey, Perfect Grey, Raincloud Grey, 2B Pencil Lead Grey, B Pencil Lead Grey, HB Pencil Lead Grey, H Pencil Lead Grey, 2H Pencil Lead Grey, Mechanical Pencil Lead Grey, Nonexistent Grey, 3/4 Light Grey, 1/4 Dark Grey, Mundane Grey, Poisoned Grey, Heaven Grey, Normal Cloud Grey, Extremely Dark Grey, Blue Grey, Camouflage Grey, Stone Grey, Iron Grey, Aluminum Grey, Bacteria Grey, Candlelit Grey, Confederate Grey, Fur Grey, Hair Grey, Brain Grey, Slime Mold Grey, Ominous Grey, Concrete Grey, Sterile Grey, Particle Grey, Photon Grey, Amorphous Grey.

There you go, fifty shades of grey.

I'll explain these shades of grey if 10 people want me to.

Question Once:

Do you believe in love:

Do you believe in sandwiches?

Do you believe in giving birth?

Do you believe in believing?

Do you believe in God?

God is love

All the time

That was my speech

I just turned that evangelical

Sorry, don't attack me

Question Zwölf:

Do you believe in second chances:

Yes, or else I would have given up a long time ago

For example, when I learned to ride a bike

Persistence is everything my friends

Persistence is everything

And second chances are the root of that

Question 十三:

Are you in love now:

Hold on

"in love"

"inlove"

"ilnove"

"ilonve"

"ilovne"

"iloven"

"i love n"

I love N

Apparently

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Thank you @SolangelOWO for tagging me

As to who to tag...

Let's have some fun

Radishologist

@Rocknrebel44

@ThomasPaul61

Here to cause some chaos

Oh yeah

*said in Mettaton's voice*

anyway...

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I sweah to gawd that if this is Cupid's way of settin meh awp with somweahn ...

... Don't swear, especially not to God...

Fiiihn