It is not our abilities define us. But our choices
- Ezio (Assassins creed)
Y/N Pov
We were in the stable still waiting for aqua to wake up, right now i want to do the kill quest right now but we need aqua just in case if something goes wrong
Kazuma: This isnt how i imagined life in a parallel world would be. Income is unstable for a begginer adventurer, so sleeping in a stable is normal...now that i think about it, adventurers are basically insignificant job-hopping part-timers. Job-hoppers cant even afford to stay in hotels in a place as affluent as japan. Minimum wage? Fair labor standards? What are those? Are they tasty?
Y/N: Kazuma
I then hit him with the back of my hand, and i didnt even realized that i hit'd him with my metal cestus
Kazuma: Ow! You hit me with that gaunlet
Y/N: Its not a gaunlet, its a cestus. And if i were you i'd snap out of it
Kazuma: But...i cant stand this useless goddess anymore
Y/N: Who knows, maybe she can be handy in the future
Aqua then started to wake up
Aqua: Good morning
Y/N: Top of the morning to ya
Kazuma: Dont "good morning" us. Its almost noon, werent we going to a kill quest?
She then sat up
Aqua: Once i realize we didnt have to go to our construction job, i couldnt help myself
She then yawn while kazuma was in deep thought
Y/N: So, wasnt this world supposed to be under attack by the devil king and in a huge crisis? This is as peaceful as it gets. There's no sign of hostility anywhere
Aqua: This is the furthest ciry from the devul king's castle. Besides, he wouldnt go out of his way to attack a city with nothing but novice adventurers in it
Y/N: I guess that makes sense
She then stood up with a look of excitement
Aqua: Now! Lets go on that kill quest! You both can count on me!
Kazuma: Something tells me you said the same thing similar yesterday. But it is true that you're a goddess, we're counting on you. All right, lets put together the most basic equipment we can and head out
Aqua: Yeah!
Someone then banged on the wall
???: How long are you gonna hang around!? Wanna get walloped!?
Y/N&Aqua&Kazuma: W-We're sorry
Kill quest: Defeat 5 "giant toads" in 3 days
Right now kazuma was running away from a giant toad that was chasing him. And i gotta say, this is very fun to watch
Kazuma: Save me, Y/N!
Right now me and aqua were laughing hard, i was holding my stomach in pain from the laughter
Y/N: Oh man! This is priceless!
Aqua: Kazuma, your face is red and you have tears in your eyes! You look so desperate!
Giant toads. These guy cant be dissmissed as simple frogs, when mating season comes, they show up in settlement with lots of prey, and swallow the farmers goats whole. To build up strenght in preparation to lay their eggs. In fact, farmers and children from the settlement tend to go missing during this toads mating season every year. By the way, their meat is somewhat tough, but its so light and refreshing that its highly converted ingredien
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FanfictionY/N was just an ordinary boy who loves anime and such things. Everything change when he died. And instead of going to heaven, you were allowed to be in a another universe where the world is like an MMORPG. And thats the day you left your best friend...
