(Season 1) Chapter 8

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A true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of them, but because he loves what is behind him

- Unknown

Y/N Pov

Me and the gang were waiting for aqua and kazuma to arrive. Its been 25 minutes since we got here and the two still hasnt arrive

Y/N: You guys wanna order something while we wait

Megumin: Im good

Darkness: Not hungry

Ashley: Nah

Y/N: Ok then

The door then opened loudly and to reveal the 2 idiots

Y/N: Look who finally fucking showed up

Ashley: Konosuba!

Aqua:*Slam fist*. I've had all i can take of living in debt!

Y/N: If you think your debt is expensive take a look at germany's debt to europe

Darkness: Germany?

Megumin: Europe? Whats that?

Y/N: Nothing, never mind what i said

Aqua: A quest! Thanks to the dullahan, there are only tough ones left, but lets accept one! I want money!

Darkness: I...I dont mind...

Y/N: If you get killed, dont expect that one of us will bury your body

Aqua then got up from her seat and lunged onto me, crying

Aqua: Please! Im sick of working part-time in the shopping district! The manager yells at me if any croquettes arent sold! I'll work hard! I'll give it everythung i've got this time!

This is one pitiful self-proclaimed goddess

I then grabbed aqua's shoulder and pushed her away gently

Y/N: I-Im sure i'll run out of money eventually, too so go find a decent lookinv quest for us

Aqua:*Salute*. Got it!

She then ran off to go find some quest and im starting to regret that desicion, she might get a super hard one

Megumin: Will aqua be alright

Y/N: Im starting to think that i shouldnt have done that. She might get a insane level mission

Darkness: I'd be okay with an unreasonable quest!

Kazuma: I'll go after her

He then got up from his seat and followed aqua

After some time, we then could hear the two having a fight

Kazuma:*In the distance* Thats not "alright"! What in the hell are you doing! What the are you trying to accept!? "There's a place where a manticore and a griffin are fighting over territory. Please kill both of them. The reward is 500,000 eris". Are you that dumb

I was right to let kazuma go check on aqua. She nearly accept a ridicilously high-level quest!

Aqua:*In the distance*. "The quality of town lake's water has declined, and brutal Alligators have started to live in it, so i would like to have the water purified. The monsters will move to a different habitat of the lake is purified, so there's no need to kill them. The reward is 300,000 eris". The quest is perfect for me!

Kazuma: Are you actuallu capable of purifying water?

Aqua: You fool. Who do you think i am? Surely you cant tell what im a goddess of from my name and appearance

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