Wednesday
9.31 .a.m.

You just got added to Kakao Talk group :BTS

Jin : hey, welcome to the group Cuty

Suga : Cuty?

Jin : yeah, Cuty....
" : you know, top female kpop artist Cuty Ji...?
" : we're gonna have a colab tour....?
" : ring a bell...?

Suga : no, no, no, hyung......
" : I know who she is and why she's here....
" : I just mean why call her Cuty?

Tae : yea....
" : what are you playing at hyung?

Jin : me...?
" : I'm not play at anything
" : that is her name right?

Kookie : yea...
" : but you can as well call her Ji
" : after all it is shorter

Jin : what I don't get is why all of you are so busy complaining about a name that isn't even yours

Tae : 😑 😑 😑 😑 😑

Suga : IKR 😑 😑 😑 😑

Jin : 😑 😑, me all you'd like but it still ain't your name
" : and it ain't your choice what I call her
" : so, hardy-har-har 😂

Kookie : hey Ji, nevermind my hyungs

Me : hey Kookie!! 😄
" : it's okay I don't mind

Suga : HEY !!!
" : why does Kookie get a hey, two exclamation points and a happy face emoji......?
" : while the rest of us get nothing.....😢 😢

Me : awwww 😢 MIANHE
" : hey Jin oppa ! ! ! 😄 😊 😄
" : hey Tae oppa ! ! ! 😄 😊 😄
" : hey Yoongi oppa ! ! ! 😄 😊 😄
" : there, now you each have more exclamation points and emojis than Jungkook

Tae : good going Cuty ! ! !
" : you did good

Me : YAY ME ! ! !

Jin : hey I thought we weren't calling her Cuty.....

Jimin : hey all

Me : Jimin oppa ! ! ! ! ! ! !
" : heyyyyyyy 😆

Kookie : hol'up, hol'up, hol'up....
" : first my hyungs get 1 more exclamation points than me
" : then they get 2 more emojis than me
" : and now Jimin hyung gets 5 more exclamation points.....
" : 6 more y's in his 'hey' .....
" : and a super grinning emoji
" : y'all finna make me cry 😢 😢 😢

Me : AISH !!!!!!!!
" : I give up...
" : let's start again, okay...?
" : hello to all members of BTS, I hope y'all are well. 😊 😄 😊

Jin : OKAY...
" : I can work with that
" : but......

Jimin : but what hyung ?

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