Texting BTS: False Identity 《jjk》

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》Thursday《
At the café
8.45.a.m.

Cuty Ji .P.O.V.

I got to the café and don't actually believe that I'm going through with this.

I mean, honestly, I could have not shown up. Just gone to the practice studio.

But noooo, I had to let my stupid crush on Jeon Jungkook get in the way of everything.

Well it's a little to late to turn back now. My driver is gone and all I have now is 1 bodyguard near me.

At least the fans haven't recognized me yet. Which is weird because it's not like I'm wearing a mask or anything to really try to cover my face, just a simple pair of black shades.

Finally it was my turn to order, I stepped up to the counter, before I could even say a word the girl at the register started hyperventilating and grinning at me like a lunatic.

Oh no, she's a fan!

Don't get me wrong I love my fans but sometimes they go a little bit overboard.

This one time at a fan signing a fan gave me a 'toy' (yeah its exactly what you are thinking 😞.....so...) that he said was in his likeness *shivers in disgust at thought*

One time at the exact same fan signing a girl calmed that she and i had been texting for the past 3 months and we were developing feelings for each other, she even showed me the instagram chat room which only had one sided conversations that the girl was having with nothing.

And one time there was a fan who jumped up onto the roof of my car when I was driving home from a benefit concert.

Those aren't even the worst fan cases I've had but yeah, I think you get the point.

"OMG, OMG OMG OMG!!

OH.MY.GOSHNESS!"

Fangirl - "Hi Ji, OMG I'm such a huge fan!
Wait can I call you Ji?
Or should I call you Cuty Ji?
What do your friends call you?
I'll bet they don't say Cuty Ji! It's to time consuming!
Not that I'm complaining I love your stage name!
It's so unique!
Anyway I love your new album!
Is it true that it's about Jungkook?
It's true isn't it!?
OMG yasssss?
I totally ship you guys!
But don't tell my older brother and sister I said that.
They'd freak cuz he has a crush on you and she has a crush on Kookie!
But still OMG I can't believe that you're actually here
I-"

I took of my shades and just looked at her,... blank faced.

How can she say so much in less than a minute.Heck she talks faster than Suga raps.
DAMN!

"Oh I'm sorry I'm rambling aren't ?"
She said with a face palm.

"Yeah kinda. But it's okay I get thst all the time, no worries"

I tried to reassure her cuz she looked she wanted to throw herself off of a building or something.

"I get carried away sometimes when it comes
to you......okay that sounded creepy!"

Me- "*laugh* nah its cool and you can just call me Ji BTW."

Fangirl- "Yeah okay. So what can I get for you today Ji *grinning like a fool*"