satan's wet dream

chaprer 1;wings of darkness

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my name is d'aark angel mhery kassandra midnight von shadow and in a world ridden with evil, monsters, and demons a group of supernaturals are chosen every year to slay these filthy animals and I being a half-angel half-demon half-fairy half-sorceress half-vampire, half-werewolf half-vagan and half-Japanese entity tis my obligaytion to make it to The Kanike an annual ceremony where us supernaturals of age will be handlicked by the supernatural overlord tom hiddleston himself and of us supernaturals he is the most powerful and a pure vampire himself and he owns a multi-billion pharmaceutical company and is also part of hte Ruzhian mafia and talk about a total bad boy!!!1! hes totally gothic too. I saw him everyday, we were classmates and we'd walk down the hallways of our school. It was a shit high school to be exact and everyone around us were either preps kpooppers nerds jocks or normies and they always made fun of us goths and likke one time this prep lightning mcqueen went on my face and I punched his slutty ass. That big hoe!!!1!!1!

anyways I put on my black shoulderless corset dress with red frills on the edges of the skirt and I put on some black lipstick smudged liquid black eyeliner blue eyeshadow that I mixed with the color yellow and then I put on my black fishnet stockings on one leg and black and white striped socks on the other and I quickly put on my platinumm skull earrings and studded black choker with the diamond studded words "daddy's little monster' on the middle and I put on my black combat boots that had spikes on the sides and I got in my black mercaydeez-benz and just as I was about to leave I saw my best friend, brendon urie and my boyfriend gerard way was also there!1!!!the two of them blushed and took a shit on the car we drove to The Kanike and i was so hapoy to be there everyone around me were gothic too!1!!!1! i saw tom conversing with the elders but when i turned around and I saw....

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!!!!

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AN: hello fangs!!11!thanks for reading this 0w0 i had a panic and asstma attack wile riting this so sorry if it seems ruzhed!!1!!!1! song abobe iz da sing i was listenng to wile ritting!!listne 2 it!!1!!!1!it begood!!!1!!!11!!

tanks to mah friend scarlet for proofreading!!! luv ya gurl!!!!!!1!