There is a lot that I understand, complex mathematics, difficult computer coding, and any foreign ancient history on agriculture. The thing I don't understand is being "cool".
I'm Rick Sutton and I'm a geek, a dork, a loser, one might even say a nerd. But I don't choose to be a nerd it's just how I am.
The "reasons" that people think I'm a dork, which some are quite ludicrous, is because I'm smart, I wear glasses, I don't enjoy any sports, and most importantly I wear Tighty Whities.
What kind of society do we live in that labels people by the underwear that one individual chooses to wear! Tighty Whities I have found to be the most comfortable article of clothing that benefits my day to day lifestyle. The waistband isn't itchy, unlike boxers/boxer briefs and it's stretchy for when I grow up.
Now my peer group doesn't think the same as me, if they did we wouldn't have problems. My peer group has labeled these undergarments as "baby undies", "big boy diapers", "nerd wear" and worst of all...
"WEDGIE UNDIES!" Brick yells as he grabs the waistband of Rico's undies and pulls up on them.
Oh yes the despicable wedgie. How I have felt the uncomfortable sensation from many bullies, like Brick.
"Dance nerd, dance" Brick taunts as he continuously yanks Rico's briefs up and down.
This might seem like a situation you would only see in movies, where there is a jock beating up a defenseless nerd, but nope this is my everyday...but worse.
"Brick, I would...OW...much appreciate if you would stop pulling...OW...on my underwear!" I yelled at Brick
"Underwear?, all I see is me flossing some baby briefs into the nerdiest nerd in the whole...(Pulls up higher)...in the world!" Brick said laughing
"AHHH, yes well this "flossing" that you are doing is...OW...really starting to...OW...burn my genitalia!" I said to Brick
"You mean your ass and balls! Why...(pulls on briefs)...don't...(pulls harder)...you...(Pulls up higher)...talk...(Pulls even harder and higher)...NORMAL!"
And with that final pull, another pair of my underwear went up over my head and deeper into my butt.
(A group of boys erupted into laughter and started taunting Rico)
"Hahaha, good one Brick" Billy said
"Nice, bet he won't sit for weeks!" Connor yelled
"Those skid marks definitely won't come out,hahah!" Sam yelled
"Teach that nerd to wear TW to gym" said Tyler
"No way, a kid like this will always be a wedgie nerd" Bryan said
The group left the locker room with laughter echoing throughout the room, and me with still cotton in my eyes and underwear up my bottom.
"The Sinister 6"
The group of bullies that gave any kid a pain sensation to their bottoms. Legends say saying the name of the group 3 times will summon the group to bully you. Most just have the feeling of someone pulling on their waistbands though.
The group are a bunch of 8th graders that pick on us younger grades because they know they will be picked on once they move on to 9th grade. But still they continue non-stop with wedgies and other bullying methods.
The real problem with an atomic wedgies isn't getting it off your head, but how to fit the know stretched underwear into your gym shorts without it making it look like you just got an atomic wedgie. It was obvious that the teacher didn't notice due to the fact that the teacher almost approved of bullying, better to wedgie students off the field then on the field.
Another problem is trying to run a mile with stretched underwear without anyone seeing and without complaining so no other guy laughs at you.
