Random One-Shots

My Homework Died So WATTPAD

Humming a soft tune softly, the girl happily munched on her potato chips as she made a cake.

" Just a bit of that... And a little bit of this." She poured in the ingredients, and mixed them nicely. It was ready to bake.
She munched on her chips again, the salty crumbs falling into the bowl. She even dropped a chip in without knowing.

" Time to bake!"

After hearing a familiar 'ding', she opened the oven.
With her bare hands.

" AHH HOT HOT HOT!" She shrieked, and her instinct was to throw the cake away.
It seemed to fly in the air, before she realised what shit she caused.

" My cake!"

The potato chip wiggled out of the cake.
" Eeek!" she screamed. The floor seemed to get nearer and nearer within a few seconds. Just as it was about to accept it's fate...

A packet of jelly beans fell. The girl was waving her arms crazily, causing the packet to fall.
A jelly bean made his way out of the packet. His eyes widened as he saw the cake.

He was going to run. Going to hide. Going to just save himself.

But he heard a voice belonging to an angel.

He jumped, ready to catch the cake.

The cake lended on him, and the impact caused him to space out for a few seconds.

The chip wiggled her way out.

" Oh my, you saved me!"

The chip smiled gratefully at the jelly bean, who was still spacing out.

The jelly bean stared at the potato chip.
Their eyes met, and it was love at first sight.

And that was how the story of the unlikely romance between jelly bean and potato chip came to be.

But WAIT! It's not the end!

" My cake!!" the girl cried, rivers of tears flowing down her cheeks.
She accidentally stepped on the potato chip, who wiggled out the cake.

C r u n c h

"EEEK! " The girl exclaimed. She slowly moved her foot, to see a broken potato chip.

The jelly bean cried, screamed, shouted.

" My love, I'll never forget you!"

But suddenly, he heard the angelic voice.

" Dude. I'm still alive."

The potato chip stood up slowly, the broken crumbs were somehow floating around her.

The jelly bean gasped, and ran foward to hug her.

" No wait I'm still healing—"

And he hugged her too tightly.

Ouch.

" Omg I fuckin hate you bitch." the potato chip cringed, before strutting away.

The jelly bean collapsed, drowning in his own tears.
" I will never forget this bittersweet first love... It was a nice feeling, though it didn't last long."

He bit his lip and sighed.

" Farewell, my loved one."

He took his sunglasses.

" Swag."

Random explosions were behind him as he walked away.

" Why is there random fire?!" the girl panicked. She looked around desperately for water. The potato chip, in her high heels and red lipstick, looked from afar.

" Wow their stupid idiots. Am I the only one sane here?"

The girl took the packet of jelly beans and swung it at the fire.

The jelly bean turned around and dramatically gasped.

" No! My family!"

He ran, tearing out his fake mustache and sunglasses.

He jumped in front of the fire.

" Nooo!"

But the packet of jelly beans blew him away when the girl was swinging them.

He looked at the packet.

" I will always remember you."

The jelly beans looked out of the packet. Two of them were still babies.

" I'm sorry..." He mumbled. But the girl suddenly stopped swinging the packet. The jellybeans were safe.

~Jamila