"Hello?"
"Hi is this the one and only fiona?"
"Um yeah. who are you?"
"I'm joey. you know shoey."
"Wait graceffa?"
"Um yeah."
"Why are you using Shane's phone?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom and I wanted to talk to the famous Fiona."
"Huh?"
"Oh you didn't hear?"
"What?"
"You are a hit. you have a lot of subscribers more than me."
"What!?"
"Yeah and toby is close to begin number 1."
"Really!?"
"Yeah shane has a lot more subscribers too."
"Really!?"
"And I wanted to ask you to be in a callab with me."
"Uh yeah, um when?"
"Uh Saturday if you can come."
"Um yeah. steal my number and then text me details."
"Okay see you soon."
"K bye." I hung up and threw my phone on my squealed.
"Eeeeeeee!"
"What's up?"
"Eeeeeeee!" I ran to the office.
"What!?"
"Have you seen your subscribers?"
"No."
"Check then." he went on to his profile and fell out of his chair.
"Holy ship!"
"Wow joey wasn't lying."
He started squealing.
"Eeeeeeee!"
"Wow you sound like Tim Tim."
"I know. by the way, who's your friend?"
"Oh her names Maddie she is my only friend that is my age."
"Oh. don't worry tim Tim is here." he was talking in the Tim Tim voice.
"What are you doing?" Maddie shouted.
"Just telling my dad the big news" I shouted back.
"Oh kay."
"So yeah that's Maddie."
"Do you want anything?"
"Uh I'm good. thanks though. oh can I do a callab with joey?"
"Um yeah, when?"
"Sometime Saturday."
"Okay that will happen."
"Cool thanks." I gave him a big hug and ran back to my room.
"Who were you talking to?"
"Um my dad and Tim."
"Tim?"
"Tim Tim."
"Huh? who are you talking to Tim Tim?"
"Because Tim Tim is a part of my family."
"What?"
"Uh never mind."
"So why do you have a shane dawson shirt?"
"My dad got it for uh me."
"Oh. Uhg I'm thirsty."
"Oh came with me ." we walked out to the kitchen were Gryphon was lying in front of his food bowl.
"DAD DID YOU FORGET TO FEED GRYPHON?" I heard him fumble out of the office and ran to the kitchen. I looked over at Maddie and her jaw dropped. Toby grabbed the dog food and put some in the bowl. Gryphon jump up and chomped on his food.
"So Maddie what do you want?"
"Um just water."
"Kay."
I got a cup and filled it with tap water and gave it to Maddie.
"Thanks."
"Oh uh Maddie this is toby my dad. toby this is Maddie my only friend my age."
"Oh hi toby."
Toby moonwalked out of the room. "hmmm wired." she looked at the fridge and gasped. dropping the cup of water. she pulled a paper off the fridge and looked amazed.
"Wha."
"What?"
"Th this is my letter to toby turner."
"Really. so when did you move?"
"Uh three days ago. but how does toby have this letter?"
"He's turner I'm sorta turner and we are a happy family."
"What! why didn't you tell me this?"
"So I wouldn't get friends through toby."
"Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt you." she gave me a big hug and put back the letter. she grabbed a towel and wiped up the water and put the plastic cup on the counter.
"Okay do you want ice cream?"
"Um yeah I heard of this really cute place nearby."
