"So Shane long time no see."
"Yup! this is going to be fun. Hey I'll beat you their!"
"No you won't you don't have super speed."
"Yeah but I'm running this town with super luv."
"Ok let us walk."
"So do you like your new dad?"
"Uh ya but he is not as fun as you."
"Aww. hey want to make a vlog?"
"Uh let me think on that one.............." I put my hand to my chin jokingly. he grabbed out his phone and started a video
"Hey what you guys I have mes a special guest today. she my little partner. her name is Fiona."
"Hey y'all."
"We going shopping."
"Dat true."
"Why are you going gangster on me."
"I have no idea Shane."
"Okay. so you guys are probably wondering who she is. well one sunny afternoon I was coming home from a shopping trip making a vlog then my phone died and my car broke down right after that. then I walked to the adoption agency to ask for a phone. when I got there, there was no one in sight besides kids, then this one kid about 11 came up to me and said" he used his Paris Hilton voice "hello sir are you looking to adopt." he changed back to his regular voice. "uh no. I'm looking for a-" changed "for a child who has no illness or no depression ."
"I was in the same room with that Lila. I was with an older girl who was awesome and cool but she got adopted after 3 years. I was 6 and depressed about it. then Lila came. she is annoying."
"Yeah I agree. anyways back to the story, no I don't I need a phone." "Well all I can say is their is no one with a phone around here."
"Hey dude you are not going to get any where with her borrow my phone, this one" I held up my moms phone "I know it is old but this is my moms and it will never rightfully be mine."
"Wow that is some depressing shit."
"Wow thanks Shane."
"Cool anyways we became best friends because she did not fan girl when she saw me and the reason I know she was a fan is that she had my switch tie on."
"Yeah I did."
"So.......... uh if you guys want to know Fiona's back story just post in the comments and if you are going to hate, hate on her dads channel."
"Shhhhhhh it is a surprise dad."
"Ask your dad."
"But you are dad."
"You were adopted."
"Hey, hey I was."
"Yep by the way she is not kid."
"Nope I would rather be dis-owned."
"Okay then we are here and this is long so bye."
"Byeheeeee." he finally ended the video.
