jake paul makes me wet

i called him daddy

i met jake paul once upon a time. he was like "waddup fat ass cunt key"

 i screamed "yes daddy." 

he said "baby girl you wanna fuk?"

i said "oh yes daddy. you are sexier than god himself."

jakey paul said "i have a boner for you"

"im wet for you"

"im single for you"

"oh yes daddy"

then chance sutton, who looks like syd from ice age, started making out with my dad right in front of me. im heartbroken. but i still love my dad and still wanna fuk.