jake paul makes me wet

Tour DATES

Team 10 was on tour and it was time for me to finally meet Jake Paul. I walked up to him and screeched. I could see the boner he had. 

"Hey baby girl. Wassup." Jake said to me. I screeched. Some say it kind of sounded like I was mentally challenged.

"here's my zip code, my address, my phone number, my instagram." I gave him everything. He took out his phone and followed me. 

"we should becum fuk buddies. you a sexc mamee." i nodded frantically.

"oh yes." i moaned. from that day forward, he gave me his phone number and address. we became fuq buddies. and eventually had a child. i am currently 10392343 months along in my pregnancy <333333 can't wait to see you precious little baby. daddy and i are waiting for you.