jake paul makes me wet

he made me wheat

"knuckle sucker!" jake paul screamed

"yEs?" i replied back.

"get your flat ass in here!" he screamed.

i ran downstairs to see him. my master. my world. i immediately could smell something odd that i hasnt smelled much before.

"i made you some wheat" jake told me as he pinched my thigh

"yay thank ya" i replied back.

I turned into the kitchen. I saw it. The beget of bread. Jakey picked it up.

"This is for yodeling whenever we fuk." Jake said before he started beating me with the beget. I love him so much. <3

We continued to do this everyday until we ran out of wheat. Then we fell into a dark time in our life where he'd beat me with banana peels instead. But, I still love him. and you should too.