Chapter 1
Hello my minions, *cackles evilly* just joking anyhows
This is mah 1st story don't diss blud init.
picture of alek here
Hope you like if you have any opinions that aren't nice KEEP TO URSELF cool enjoy V.O.T.E
Aleks p.o.v
Different day, same bed, same routine, I'm aleksando I know a messed up version of Alexander, my parent are a whole new case of special, I am your average jock, ergh I hate that word jock it just sounds so jerky if that makes ANY sense, I mean whoever decided to call it jock, I mean cry me a river, now I'm making no sense, I put on my 'uniform' arghh I hate being a jock, no I still hate that name, i jump all the stairs without trying and am immediately greeted by the annoying smile of my girlfriend, shaniqua (a.n yes the name shaniqua was needed :p) her name matches her attitude, annoying, If I were a cheerleader I'd have the perfect chant for her.
Who's a biatch
With no match
Annoying as hell
Well that rings a bell
We all know
No other ho*
Shaniqua
No one wants her
"Hey babe what are you doing here so early," she chirps in my ear "umm... honey I l.i.v.e .h.e.r.e!" I have to spell it out for her unless she won't understand, there are times where I think she's faking stupidity to annoy me shizazzleness, shaniqua only looks confused before 'her all so witty brain' realizes this is N.O.T her house I mean my rainbow banana sparks I don't think I've known someone as dense as her, "oh yeah... whatever, I have something to tell you..." she starts but I always drone her out I mean whenever she starts a sentence with I have something to tell you it always ends up with
A. Me annoyed as fudgy good lords ice-cream
B. Me annoyed
C.Me wanting to punch her cause I'm annoyed
But today I feel like listening seeing as I'm bored and my parents are out of town, for like 1year I know WTF, my parent trust me more than I do myself, "so Trice, had lost he cherry yesterday to Logan IKR gee-asp, and shaniqua snuck into another person's house, and there's a rumor about this new hot guy named...." I stopped listening cause I think I found something more interesting to do if your guessing this you are right I am currently banging my head on the counter, wait a sparkly moment did she just say shaniqua just broke into another person's house, is she talking in 3rd person W.T.A.F, actually how did she get in, you know what screw it I don't care! I cover her mouth with my hand getting a dump-load of lipstick and Chap Stick and lip-balm and lip-gloss on it, but anything to shut her up and save myself from a possible migraine,
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School, I know I'm being cocky if I say I practically rule but why not I do practically rule, I'm the quarter back I'm hot I'm gay, yep I am G.A.Y I know, ive got a biatch of a girlfriend shaniqua but she's just for show in fact I'm SO far in the closet you can barely see Narnia from the highest mountain, yep that far, I put on my fake hottie smile named luke, yes I named my smile sue me, and go down the corridor I can feel nearly all the girls eye raping me, I mean have SOME shame, I have the sudden urge to cover myself, when I feel an arm go around me, "sup" Jamie said to me, my b.b.f.f (a.n b.b.f.f means boy best friend forever, I just hate it when authors write in code and you don't know what it means and I'm there staring at my phone like.....NO -_- *gets gun and shoots phone* :p ) "heard there was a new boy coming in today, I bet he's haughhht he has a twin you the boy me the girl ehh what about it" he asks whilse raising his eyebrows in a suggestive manner, yeah Jamie is the ONE OF THE ONLY two people who know I'm gay but I only told him cause he told me he's bisexual, "hey Jame, do you want shaniqua she's starting to get annoying, " i beg Jamie,I beg Jamie who looks at me exasperated "another one bites the dust," he sings "what is it with you an...." He never finished his sentence because walking past us were two heavenly creatures they looked so godlike and dare I say S.E.X.Y o.m.f.g, the gods went to their lockers and started staring at us, the one that caught my eyes was the boy, the only thing I could think was
Close your mouth you're drooling fool
He suddenly winked and walked away with a smirk leaving me dumbstruck who.was.THAT!!!
Hello my minions jokes, I know you want to know who was that vote to know I just want at least 5 votes there are plenty surprises don't say I didn't warn you
