Chapter 4:
Imma back mia minions ok sorry I was meant to upload this sooner but my sexy ass couldn’t get off my bed and be bothered to log on my computer the process was to complex sozzy anyways I'm calling you guys cupcakes
Me: omg I'm so hungry *sees cupcake on the counter top* *sings pink panther*
Cupcake: I'm your fan don’t eat my I taste gruesome but I love your books they are ammmmaaazzzzziiiinnnnggg
Me : but I HAVE TO EAT YOU if I don’t I wont have the energy to write
Aleks p.o.v
I was so surprised I ran out of that classroom as fast as my legs would go not even looking back id be damned if I look back I ran to my locker and just stayed there trying to catch my breath I steadied myself so I don’t look ya know coo-coo and try and analyze all that’s going on in my god forsaken parent abandoning people scaring lonely life #forever alone.
A. Luke just kissed me
B. I liked it
C.I think I was molested
In that case we like molestion if its from god Luke I mean I'm even surprised that someone took it upon themselves to kiss you and your drooling self. and i'll give you time for you to realise what else starts with luke
Not helping conscious I scold myself, wait myself am I actually going shaniqua stupid,i can't be its scientificaly impossible to be that estupido, infact why am i speaking spanish. not the point back to annalyzing.
D.The whole class saw
E. I liked it
F. Luke has the same name as my smile
Grhhghrgrhghr I am totally confused I would be a big ass liar if I said I wasn’t well I just hope nobody jumps to conclusions and thinks I’m gay I hope I think I pray oh god panic attack.
I need Blea
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I called blea as soon as I ran out of school, she told me to stop being an overdramatic bitc* and get over it and get my gay ass back to school and into my lesson even if I don’t want to its not a choice and she’ll actually come to school now cause there is nothing else to do, translation of blea: I am going to start up a heck lot of trouble cause I'm bored, im scared of what blea's gonna do someone help. she can be scarier than godzilla if she wanted to blea also has a short temper, and i know now two things i learnt the hard way: 1:never i mean NEVER let her go bored for more than 1 min 2: never pronounce her name wrong,
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In the classroom
I walk in and all eyes are on me and I just stand there whilse everyone stares except for Jamie who is still in his blushing trance if I didn’t know anybetter Id think he’d have been be-witched by which i now know is lukes' twin luelle she is very mysterious and chic concluding that she's mistique (a:n/ i dont know if mistique is a actual word but i know i made it up in my head) and gorgeus if i wasn't gay i'd totally bang her yeah when i get over my fear of sex yeah i have a fear of sex well you can suck it pun intended infact its an actual fear called genophobia true fact, enough rambaling anyways luke is looking at me my heart goes faster than it already is if thats possible doubt it but i still feel very uncomfortable.
That’s when my 'oh' so helping conscious (who istill think is another person) decides to remember that song by 5SOS 5 Seconds Of Summer that’s been annoying me thanks to shaniqua but of course to annoy me if it could do any more damage my conscious changes the lyrics to a suitable version well my consious' versin of suitable.
He looks so stupid standing there
With his eyes focused on his best friends stare
But its okay
Because he’s dumb
he trys to hide infront of a class
who look at him like he’s lost his jazz
but we know that he’s just not ok
ayyy ayy ay-ay
you’ve just got to love my conscious.
Ok this was perty looong anyways who is blea (pronounced: Blue) and I L-O-V-E aleks consciousio it muy amaze-balls sorry me petite for not uploading so soon I also had A LOT to do and most of it ended with me in a hospital bed not fun-_- and the song is 5sos she looks so perfect for all you sozzers that’s what I call 5s.o.s fans.
Well V-O-T-E COMMENT LEURVE!!!!!!!!
Bye cuppycakes
