So me minionions I have decided to update again but I'm totally gassing right now (gassing= boasting) cause today at school which R.O.C.K.E.D there's a girl who I hate like wanna punch her hate like just wanna slap her ugly face and spit on her hate
(not that far -_-)
And today she was bugging me about shit so I told her to cream her face cause her face was yellow and her neck was blake (b.t.w she and I are both 'black' well she can be black I'm fucking yellow/brown/ light skinned browny colour WHATEVER) so I told her to cream cause her make-up was the most ratchetest shit I had ever seen like she comes into school looking like Michael Jackson thinking she's the 'shit' so yeah when I go tell her to cream she goes to my form all like blah blah blah how she dissed me and I cried *holds hands to her face like bitch please you wish* and she thought that my form would stick with her like nuh uh bitch you tormented me for a 1yr and a half with you bat shit face and I was soooooo close to bitch slapping her infront of my head teacher the bitch was talking shit about my bff and I was like oh hell nah but I cant be excluded anymore or face the 'doom' of permanent exclusion so I punched the wall resorting to me being in hospital, so yeah so I offered her cream again and took out some cream for her and she stormed out thinking she can get the whole school against me, like bitch ehhh nehhh, so she tells her friend who comes up to me in Spanish (why did god invent Spanish it's like torture in a tongue twister plus Spanish is nap time It's seriously nap time in my planner I changed it, I mean why lie to yourself, bitch I know I WILL sleep) and her friend is like why you being rude to ...
and in my head I'm like:
ok 1. Bitch do you speak English
2. I don't speak chav
3. Fuck what I say now we tweaking hoe (tweaking hoe)
4. If you need one I've got a dictionary
5. I never asked you to flash your boobs in my face so nee hoe swerve.
But in reality: I wasn't being rude I was simply giving her advise that she took the wrong way plus it's why are you being rude to my friend, something you learn in 4th grade I'm sure they have afterschool grammar club on Tuesdays, don't worry I'll make sure to sign you up for it. And she gives me the dirtiest look EVERRR *in my hot boys infected head I'm there in a Michael Jackson outfit from thriller doing the thriller dance to another one bites the dust by queen* and then after class their leader queen bitch/ratchetest of them all Elizabeth comes to me saying why you being rude to ... and cue the eyeroll then when I don't awnser she's like why's your hair red abit tacky isn't it (even though this bitch has had red hair before -_- *gets gun and points it to head* ) and I'm like why's your hair coming out of your hair (she has braids and her natural hair is coming out of her already ratchet hair) and she walks off looking at me like *I'm going to ruin your friggin life* and I'm looking at her whilse eating my green kit kat *come at me bitch*
What she doesn't know is her and her friends already have more than half the school against them and people are using this to get against the slut shits who stole their boyfriends and shit so like I'm now starting to say
LET SHIT HAPPEN WHEN SHIT WANTS TO HAPPEN.
*looks in the mirror wipes away tears* that was so poetic
*looking in the mirror* bish I knew I was a genius when I was a friggin embryo now
Scramalamalam you lost children
p.s this was just a little rant to blow of some steam
LET SHIT HAPPEN WHEN SHIT WANTS TO HAPPEN
Byeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLUE_NIGHT_FIGHT
