"go away! i don't want you to hurt him!"
"what do you mean? you and i are the only ones here."
"huh?"
"you know."
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jimin woke up to the smell of smoke, which wasn't surprising considering he was literally in hell, but it was stronger today. he curiously got out of bed, and began searching for the source.
needless to say, the flower prince was shocked to see yoongi running around with a frying pan that had caught on fire.
"run the pan under water!" jimin said, trying to help.
"I TRIED THAT. IT GOT WORSE." yoongi screeched in response.
"is it an oil fire?"
"I!!!DON'T!!!!!!KNOW!!!!!!!"
"maybe just throw it outside?"
"YEAH OKAY"
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"i'm not good at cooking."
"i know. trust me, i know."
turns out, yoongi wanted to make breakfast for jimin instead of the other way around. obviously, it didn't go too well. the pair ended up just eating pomegranates and ambrosia.
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hey! i had finals starting on wednesday and ending yesterday, and i was so busy studying that i forgot to update this story! also, i know this isn't a super amazing achievement, but this story was ranked 699th in the god category, 286th in the homosexual category, 544th in greek, and 819th in korea, so that was cool. btw, i kinda wanna do a face reveal, thoughts?

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hades || yoonmin
Фанфикyoongi is the king of the underworld. one day he sees a boy picking flowers in a meadow, looking as peaceful as possible. "I want that"