Hell

She arrives

                                                          2 weeks pass

         "Ugh... They finally arrived." Eryk says. I look out to see a van approach the garage where the tank use to be. Then I see them come out of their car the little and big assholes, Eryk's parents and a giant dog. "Thank god they did not bring my rel..." He stops as we see three more cars come up the driveway. "God damn it." I see a tall man in a policeman's uniform come out of one car followed by his wife and a teenage girl who walks over to Patryk and starts talking with him. From the second car three guys come out one is blonde with glasses, one has short black hair while the tallest has long black hair. The last car brings out a tall man, his wife and one boy. "You have a large..." I begin but he says, "This is only a fifth from my dad's side." I gasp then look back. "Do any of them actually relate to you in blood? I mean you are from the... I don't know which century." I say. He nods, "I was reborn into their family, which so happened to be my descendants by blood." He says as he walks to the front door. "Do any of them know about your powers?" I ask and he points to the three guys from the second car. "They helped seal away most of my power when I was younger." I nod and walk with him. We stand by the front door. He seems to want to enjoy his last moments of freedom. "That bad?" I ask. He sighs and says, "You have no idea." He says and opens the door. "Mom. Dad!" He says, unentusically. "Er... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!" Yells the blond woman. She quickly looks at me then back at him. "AND WHO DAT GIRL!" He looked at me and said, "Told you." He looks back at his mother and says, "I'm 24. I can do what I want with my hair and this is my girlfriend Ashley." "GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE ONE!!!!" Everyone behind her rolled their eyes at her overprotectiveness. "Again, 24 can date who I want without telling you and on that note it's rude to lie about the amount of people that would be visiting." Eryk says as he steps aside to let them in. "RUDE! HOW DARE YOU! I AM YOUR MO..." She is cut off by Eryk saying, "My house. My rules. My words." He and I walk into the living room where most of the family, excluding Oscar who was busy playing a game on the PS4, was talking about all the gemstones in the living room. "Never thought our less competent son could afford this kind of luxury." Says a tall man with balding hair. "Love you too dad bet you still don't know how old I am." Eryk says. "twenty-seven right?" "You see why I moved out. You don't even remember something I said less than two minutes ago." Eryk says with disgust in his voice. "I have a business meeting to go to tomorrow, have Patryk show you around the house. Stay out of the basement where me and Ashley will be working and DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT. That means you Matt." Eryk says and I see the tallest one from the second car smile. I assume he is Matt. We go into the basement and I see all three of the second car guys following us. Eryk shakes his head and whispers, "Everyone needs to work on their stealth." I nod to that comment. After we are downstairs I see that Eryk assembled every demon except the dragon in him to the basement. "Time to renew your se... god damn it." Matt says as Eryk walks over to Lucifer and fistbumps him. "Matt, Kevin, Christian meet Lucifer, Malphas, Grim and Asmodeus." Eryk says and they gasp. "You must be kidding me. Those demons don't bind themselves with mortals." The blond one says. "When was the last time I lied to you Christian?" Eryk asked. He and Matt sigh so I assume that the last one is Kevin. "How do we know all of them are inside you?" Matt asks. Eryk snaps his fingers and all of the demons get armor, except Grim who got a skull throne, and Eryk spreads his wings and summoned his armor and sword. "Proof enough?" He asked. "Quite... So you hear of the killer on the loose?" Matt asks. "If there was a killer I would of gotten him already or at least knew of him." Eryk says. "He is the one that slices open the lower abdomen and takes out a kidney, while his accomplice takes gardening shears and cuts the victims to pieces." Matt says. "Ah, those killers... They belong to a gang that imitates creepypasta killers. I already busted 'Ben' 'Sally' and 'Slenderman' have to say, they looked lifelike." Eryk says. "You busted them? Where are they?" Matt asks. "Behind a false wall in this basement." Lucifer answers and opens the false wall to show the three we caught last year. "My god, they do look lifelike... Why does the Zelda one have a muzzle on him?" Kevin asks. "Code name 'Ben' kills by saying, 'You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?' or 'You shouldn't have done that.' Sally... Well she pulls pranks that lead to people dying and Slendy man over there impales people mostly children on branches in the forest." Eryk says. "How many of them are out there?" Christian asks. "There's these three, 'Rake', 'Jeff', 'Jane', 'Jack', 'Smiley', 'Smile Dog', 'Hoodie', 'Masky', 'Zalgo', 'Tails D', 'Squidward Suicide', 'Suicide Mouse', 'UBOA', 'Operator Symbol', 'Observer', 'Skin Taker', 'Herobrine', 'Lavender', 'Phantom Epona', 'Slenders Paradox', 'BOB', 'HABIT', 'BRVR', 'Polybolos', 'SCP', 'Scissor Man' and countless others." Eryk says. I even gasp at the amount he named. "How are you gonna catch all of them?" Matt asks. "I can't some are in hiding. Those include most of the clockworks which is why I did not mention them. The one we are after are either Scissor Man or Jeff and Jack. Jack, aka Eyeless Jack, is typically depicted in a dark blue mask with gaping black holes for eyes. He uses a scalpel to cut out the kidney of his victims and most likely eats it. Scissor Man normally chops up snotty brats who want everything and don't do any...thin..." Eryk says then looks at Matt. "If it is Scissor Man we need to cover Oscar in protection. No matter how much I don't like it." He nods and says, "Continue." Eryk nods and says, "Scissor Man kills the ones that don't do anything and ask for everything by taking garden shears and chopping the victims to tiny pieces and using them as fertilizer. Jeff... might as well add Jane as well, takes a knife and kill their victims in their sleep. Normally butchering them." Matt thinks for a sec then says, "The ones that fit the description are Jeff and Jane." I think back to reading some creepypastas and remember that some of the most popular ones were Smile Dog, Slenderman, Jeff the killer, and Jane the killer. They nod and leave to go join the tour while all the demons stay in the basement. "Is that true?" I ask Eryk. He shakes his head and says, "I wish they were copycat killers. Those are the actual creepypasta characters." I frown and ask, "Then how did you catch Slender Man. Can't he teleport out of there?" "He would if I did not make his cell teleport proof." I nod and walk upstairs with him. "AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE BASEMENT?!" Eryk's mom screamed. "Regaining my posture to lead you to your rooms so I can have peace and quiet for the rest of the day." He says rudely to his mother. "HOW DARE Y..." She is cut off by Eryk ignoring her walking to lead the group. "The first floor will house Patryk, Oscar, Kevin, Christian, and Matt. Second floor goes to the parents, Gabriel and Amodeus. Third floor will be occupied by me, Ashley, three of my friends and any guests that show up. House will be renovated in two weeks adding 6 floors, 3 garages, 4 pools, and 3 off site buildings that my students will use. Any questions? No? Good." He walks away. "WHAT!!!!!!!!" I hear his mom scream. "WHY WOULD HE WANT HER ON THE SAME FLOOR AS HE IS!" "Well for starts I am his girlfriend and his apprentice..." "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND WHY DOES HE NOT WANT US TO BE ON THE SAME FLOOR!" His mom screamed interrupting me. "How about the fact that you have done nothing than pretty much scream at him and everyone else since you got here. Also back to the question you screamed at me. He found out in less than a week of me being here that I would find a way onto the roof if it kills me, so he decided that it would be best if I had a room that was closer to the roof and easier for me to escape onto to get away from screaming annoying people that likes to get on my nerves without them knowing. If you think screaming and yelling at me or Eryk will help you get to be on the third floor then you are so sadly mistaken. Another thin..." I say as Eryk's mother interrupts me. "HOW DARE YOU. ALL YOU ARE IS AN INSIGNIFICANT WHORE HE PICKED UP OFF THE STREET!" His mom screamed. "IF YOU THINK YOU CAN..." I am cut off by a knife landing in front of my foot and in front of her foot. I turn to see a pissed off Eryk. "ENOUGH! IF EITHER OF YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH SCREAM ONE MORE TIME. SWEAT OFF MY BACK, BUT PLEASE LET ME RELAX IN MY DAMN HOUSE!" He says then walks over and puts his arm over my shoulder. "Would you, of everyone here be the one that goes to your room first, mom." Then he rips the knives out of the floor and walks outside. "He just threw a knife at me... ADAM HE JUST THREW A KNIFE AT ME!" His mom screamed. "Hmm?" Adam, his dad, looks over from watching Oscar play Mario Kart. "You say something?" As she starts being a drama queen again I walk outside to find Eryk teaching a class of rookies. "Sorry about my brother's wife. She can be a bit of a drama queen when her son is involved... well when any son is involved." Says the police uniformed man. "It's quite alright. He warned me about her."