inspired by trashjar :)
imagine~ u were just doing something on paper but suddenly..
*FART*
"time for me to go and be like nyan cat"
"poop while in the sky"
"but on the toilet..WELL"
-in the bathroom-
"okay im on the toilet now and-"
"HOLY SHIT"
"i forgot my phoneeeee"
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOWWW"
"just read the random things on the shampoo bottles? myGOD"
"what am i gonna do to pass time?1?1?"
-PLOP-
"aahh"
"i sound like im moaning and doing stuff here but whatever people should mind their own business"
"well im done with my business just gotta get that toilet paper-"
"FUCK"
"its far away from the toilet.."
"i dont wanna stand up because im afraid my poop will fall :/"
"maybe just use water from the tub??"
"okay fINE."
-imagine ur done-
"yay"
"imma go now to my room and do nothing since its my nature"
author's note: im sorry im bad at humor stuff :"(
