The Prank Call

Eli

On air on Slug FM,

Chad: K guys it's time for a prank call!

Samuel: So this one is on the legendary....

Chad and Samuel:ELI SHANE!!

Chad: And helping us will be the amazing Trixie Sting.*claps*

Samuel:*claps*

Trixie:Thx guys.

Chad: So the prank call is about Trixie being captured and we called Eli Shane for ransom. We're gonna add a lil shock there so let's do it! *calls Eli with Trixie's phone*

Eli: Hello?

Chad:Hello Eli Shane.

Eli: Excuse me, who is this?

Samuel: We're the Flame Gang! You better choose your words because we have your wife.

Trixie: Eli!

Eli:*growls* Don't you dare hurt my wife!!

Chad: Pay 10000 hold if you want her. We have a Goon Doc and a blaster and we're not afraid to shoot.

Samuel:*does blaster aiming sound effects*

Eli:Ok! I will. Just don't hurt my wife! Where do u want me to meet you?

Samuel:(background) Increase to 2 million!

Chad:Price gone up, Shane. 2 million or Trix here gets it.

Eli: I swear, if I find you, you're so fucked!

Chad: Like u can find us.

Samuel: I'll talk. Get the blaster.

Chad: Got it.

Eli: Let's settle this in a duel like slingers. Fight to the death!

Sam: No. 2 million gold for your wife.

Trixie: Don't do it E!

Eli: You are so fucked up, whatever's your fucking name!! *mutters* Fucked up assholes....

Chad:Call me David.

Eli:Ok David, we settle this in a duel.

Chad: No.

Eli:What, you too chicken to duel?! How does hand to hand combat sound?!

Chad: 2 million.

Eli: No! Trixie first or I'll tear u apart muscle by muscle!!*growls*

Samuel:*whispers* Do u think we should end? He's pissed.

Chad:*whisperes* Wait.

Eli: What, you too chicken to talk now?!

Chad:Fine. If u won't give,*does blaster sound effects for shooting*

Eli:TRIXIE!! HOW DARE YOU!! DAVID, IF I FIND YOU, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND WHEN I DO, YOU'RE SO FUCKED!!

Chad:*whispers* We should end the call.

Eli: Fine. I'm coming.

Samuel: No!

Eli:*takes blaster, slugs and goes outside*

Chad: Mr Shane, this is a prank call! Chill! This is Chad and Sam from Slug FM!

Eli: Who the fuck set me up?!

Chad: A-a-ashley...

Eli: I'm gonna fuckin strangle her when she gets home. I was about to kill u guys!

Sam: But u didn't.Phew.

Eli: But is Trixie ok?

Chad:She's fine. Trixie, come say something.

Trixie: Hi Eli. I'm fine and I'm coming home soon.

Eli: Phew. Be careful, Trix. I don't want you getting hurt.

Trixie: Thx.

Sam, Chad and Trixie: Pranked ya!

Eli: Shut the fuck up.

Chad: That appears to be your word for the day.

Eli: I'm so pissed off now, ok?!*hangs up*

When Trixie got home,

Eli: Trixie! *hugs*You're ok.

Trixie: Ya.

Eli:*lets go and walks downstairs with Trixie*

Ashley:*sneaks in*

Eli: *sees Ashley sneaking in*ASHLEY SHADOW YOU ARE SO DAMN FRICKING FUCKED RIGHT NOW!!

Ashley: Dammit! *runs away*

Eli:*chases Ashley and catches her*

Ashley: Eli I'm sorry! Don't kill me!

Eli: You're grounded for a damn month!

Ashley:What?! It was just a prank call.

Eli: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE TRIXIE!!  LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN MONTH!! Unless you want worse. *cracks fingers, storms to bedroom, slam and locks door*

Ashley:Sorry, ok?

Eli:Go.

Ashley:*walks away*

Trixie:You didn't have to set a prank call on him referring to my safety.

Kord:Yeah. You know how much he loves Trixie.

Ashley: *groans* I know. I thought it would be a nice prank.

Leo:The prank was actually kinda awesome but man, you got him more pissed than anyone ever did. Bravo.

Pronto: I hate to state the obvious, but you got yourself grounded for a month.

Ashley: Don't remind me.

Trixie: Don't blame me.

Kord: Sorry Ash, but if u involve Trixie's safety, Eli's not changing his mind anytime soon.

Ashley:I know. *walks to room*

The end

Me: I hope u like that!

Ashley: U had to make Eli ground me 4 a MONTH?!

Eli: Serves you right.

Me: You wanted me to write this anyway.

Ashley: Oh come on! Really?!

Eli: You know how much I love Trixie, young lady.

Ashley: I know. It was a prank!

Eli: She could've died! For real!

Me: No arguring, pls.

Eli: K.

Ashley: Fine.

Me: *watch beeps* Oh, I have to go to Snowdance Cavern. Got to catch Max Jackson 19.

Ashley: MAX JACKSON 19!! Aw, I wanna watch.

Eli: Well then too bad, you're grounded. Al, bring me?

Me: Sure! Let's go!

Eli:*rides mecha to Snowdance Cavern*

Me:*rides mecha to Snowdance Cavern*Bb!