Johnny Boi Valdezeh!!

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Sam: For the first time, EVER, WE HAVE A PRANK CALL TO DA AUTHA!!!

Chad: ZE VALDEZEH!!

Sam: WHICH is why we have another Author, Juvienne and her daughter IN DA HOUSE

Juvienne: HEYO

Janey: Hai

Chad: And dude, Ally told me she has a good idea, so I invited her over

Ally: Sup and here's the idea *gets everyone and tells them the idea*

Janey: I like it :D

Ally: :D LET'S CALL LE VALDEZEH *uses Sam's phone to call JBV*

JBV: Hello?

Sam: Is this Mr. Valdezi?

JBV: Yes, why? And it's Johnny.

Sam: We regret to tell you this, but....we'll let your leader tell you. *passes the phone to Ally*

JBV: Ally? What's going on?

Ally: *sniffs* I'm sorry....

JBV: What do you have to be sorry about? Why are you crying, what the hell is going on?!

Ally: The Blakk's, they, *sniff* they ambushed the mall. They...they...I CAN'T TELL HIM *gives phone to Chad and pretends to cry*

JBV: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!

Chad: I'm very sorry, Johnny, bu-

JBV: Just get straight to the point. Please.

Chad: Ok, there is no easy way to tell you this. The Author Juvienne was killed by Emily and they took a girl Allyson says her name is Janey.

JBV: WHAT?!!

Ally: I TRIED!! I'm so sorry...*pretends to sob*

JBV: Juvienne..*sob*...no...

Ally: *sniffs* I'm so sorry, Valdezi. *sniff* I tried to get them to safety, *sniff* but the stupid guy let them take Janey!! *voice break* And I couldn't bring her along, that would hurt her...*pretends to sob*

JBV: Ally...how...*cries*

Ally: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!! *gasp* YOU!! EMILY BLAKK YOU SHALL PAY!! *passes phone to Sam*

Sam: Okay, we are at, at da huge building, with a lot of floor, got the 5 floor-

JBV: Convertamall. Ok, I'm coming!!

Sam: Wait! I-I got the people here who see the guard who take away da girl, okay? I pass to her nauw *passes to Juvienne*

JBV: You saw the guards take away Janey? Whee did they take her?

Juvienne: *changes her voice* They took her to this HUGE truck like thing, I shot a Rammstone at it but didn't break, and I tried to help, but they made my head bleed. I tried to gst the Author Girl but she was unconscious and losing a lot of blood and she almost broke all of the bones in her body. I didn't want to hurt her but I didn't have a healer slug so I called the ambulance and the police.

JBV: A Titan! Thank you so much!

Juvienne: Wait, my 9 year old sister heard what they said! You need that?

JBV: YES, YES I DO!!

Juvienne: Ok *passes the phone to Janey*

Janey: *changes her voice* Hello?

JBV: Yes?

Janey: I heard the bad guys say that they were gonna put something inside her. Then they said words I didn't know the meaning of, but they sounded bad. And one more thing, Uncle Johnny.

JBV: YES?

Janey: This is a prank call! *laughs*

JBV: WHAT?!

Ally: HEYO VALDEZEH

Sam and Chad: WAZZUP

JBV: WHAT IS GOING ON?!!

Sam: BRUH U JUST GOT

Juvienne, Janey, Ally, Sam and Chad: PRANK CALLED!!!

Ally: Bro, I was literally laughing so hard!!

JBV: But Juvienne! Janey! Are they ok?!!

Ally: Yup, say hi Janey!

Janey: Hi Dad!!

Juvienne: Hey Johnny

JBV: Hi guys. ALLY, I SWEAR THAT I'M GONNA KILL YOU

Juvienne: It was me, Johnny, not Ally

Johnny: *hangs up*

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