Sam: For the first time, EVER, WE HAVE A PRANK CALL TO DA AUTHA!!!
Chad: ZE VALDEZEH!!
Sam: WHICH is why we have another Author, Juvienne and her daughter IN DA HOUSE
Juvienne: HEYO
Janey: Hai
Chad: And dude, Ally told me she has a good idea, so I invited her over
Ally: Sup and here's the idea *gets everyone and tells them the idea*
Janey: I like it :D
Ally: :D LET'S CALL LE VALDEZEH *uses Sam's phone to call JBV*
JBV: Hello?
Sam: Is this Mr. Valdezi?
JBV: Yes, why? And it's Johnny.
Sam: We regret to tell you this, but....we'll let your leader tell you. *passes the phone to Ally*
JBV: Ally? What's going on?
Ally: *sniffs* I'm sorry....
JBV: What do you have to be sorry about? Why are you crying, what the hell is going on?!
Ally: The Blakk's, they, *sniff* they ambushed the mall. They...they...I CAN'T TELL HIM *gives phone to Chad and pretends to cry*
JBV: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!
Chad: I'm very sorry, Johnny, bu-
JBV: Just get straight to the point. Please.
Chad: Ok, there is no easy way to tell you this. The Author Juvienne was killed by Emily and they took a girl Allyson says her name is Janey.
JBV: WHAT?!!
Ally: I TRIED!! I'm so sorry...*pretends to sob*
JBV: Juvienne..*sob*...no...
Ally: *sniffs* I'm so sorry, Valdezi. *sniff* I tried to get them to safety, *sniff* but the stupid guy let them take Janey!! *voice break* And I couldn't bring her along, that would hurt her...*pretends to sob*
JBV: Ally...how...*cries*
Ally: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!! *gasp* YOU!! EMILY BLAKK YOU SHALL PAY!! *passes phone to Sam*
Sam: Okay, we are at, at da huge building, with a lot of floor, got the 5 floor-
JBV: Convertamall. Ok, I'm coming!!
Sam: Wait! I-I got the people here who see the guard who take away da girl, okay? I pass to her nauw *passes to Juvienne*
JBV: You saw the guards take away Janey? Whee did they take her?
Juvienne: *changes her voice* They took her to this HUGE truck like thing, I shot a Rammstone at it but didn't break, and I tried to help, but they made my head bleed. I tried to gst the Author Girl but she was unconscious and losing a lot of blood and she almost broke all of the bones in her body. I didn't want to hurt her but I didn't have a healer slug so I called the ambulance and the police.
JBV: A Titan! Thank you so much!
Juvienne: Wait, my 9 year old sister heard what they said! You need that?
JBV: YES, YES I DO!!
Juvienne: Ok *passes the phone to Janey*
Janey: *changes her voice* Hello?
JBV: Yes?
Janey: I heard the bad guys say that they were gonna put something inside her. Then they said words I didn't know the meaning of, but they sounded bad. And one more thing, Uncle Johnny.
JBV: YES?
Janey: This is a prank call! *laughs*
JBV: WHAT?!
Ally: HEYO VALDEZEH
Sam and Chad: WAZZUP
JBV: WHAT IS GOING ON?!!
Sam: BRUH U JUST GOT
Juvienne, Janey, Ally, Sam and Chad: PRANK CALLED!!!
Ally: Bro, I was literally laughing so hard!!
JBV: But Juvienne! Janey! Are they ok?!!
Ally: Yup, say hi Janey!
Janey: Hi Dad!!
Juvienne: Hey Johnny
JBV: Hi guys. ALLY, I SWEAR THAT I'M GONNA KILL YOU
Juvienne: It was me, Johnny, not Ally
Johnny: *hangs up*
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The Prank Call
HumorThe Shane Gang gets prank calls from DJ Sam and DJ Chad. How pissed could they get?!