Sam: Dude, I'm afriad for this one....
Chad: Me too......that's why we have Jasmin!!
Jasmin: Hey
Sam: So, we r prank callin Dr Blakk. K, so v have Jasmin "under captive" and I'll be Eli.
Chad: Nope, ur not.
Sam: Why?
Leo: *bursts in* CUZ ZE LEO IZ IN DA HOUSE and I'm Eli so back off XD
Chad: XD
Jasmin: -.-'' can we start?
Sam: K *calls Dr Blakk*
Dr Blakk: Hello?
Jasmin: THADDY
Chad: BE QUIET
Leo: This is Eli Shane, Blakk. We have Jasmin captive. And you'll NEVER see her again. Move from your position and she gets torture.
Dr Blakk: WHAT DID U DO TO JAZZY BOO?!
Sam: YOUR "Jazzy Boo" WOULD BE DEAD IF U DON'T SHUDDUP
Leo: Thanks, John. Now BLAKK, you can have Jasmin back, but for a price.
Jasmin: THADDY, DON'T!!
Chad: Shut up, lil prick.
*punching sound effects*
Jasmin: *screams*
Dr Blakk: DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY WIFE!!!
Leo: You want her back, Blakk?!!
Dr Blakk: YOU ARE SO DEAD, SHANE.
Leo: You send anyone and she's dead!
Dr Blakk: What do you want?!!
Leo: FOR YOU TO STOP GHOULING
Dr Blakk: WHAT?!
Leo: It's stupid ghouling or your wife, Blakk. Are u enough of a retard to pick ghouling, or a person who actually has a brain to pick Jasmin?
Leo: You have 20 seconds. Make your choice.
Jasmin: Don't pick me, Thaddy. *pretends to sob* I'll be ok.
Chad: Tick, tock. Tick, tock. 10 seconds on the clock.
Sam: 9
Leo: 8
Chad: 7
Leo: 6
Sam: 5
Chad: 4
Leo: 3,
Sam: 2,
Chad: 1.
Dr Blakk: I pick-
Leo: Kill the girl.
Dr Blakk: WHAT?!!
Leo: Yeah, you heard me!! Aw, boo hoo.
Dr Blakk: YOU WOULDN'T DARE, ELI SHANE!!
*blaster shooting effects*
Dr Blakk: NOOO!!
Sam, Jasmin, Chad and Leo: GOTCHA!!
Sam: This is the Slug FM studio!! The call went live on radio!!
Dr Blakk: WHAT?!! WHO SET ME UP?
Jasmin: I did, Thaddy!
Dr Blakk: I DON'T CARE WHAT U SAY UR WASHING ALL THE TOILETS IN THE CITADEL *hangs up*
Leo: Looks like Jasmin's on toilet duty! And pls vote, comment, and follow Ally. cyaN
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The Prank Call
HumorThe Shane Gang gets prank calls from DJ Sam and DJ Chad. How pissed could they get?!