Elephant toe. That's what they call me. My brother (British toe), the neighbors, the pinky toe. They don't know how hard it is to have control issues.
What I eat in a day:
3 lbs of garbage
Dirt (a lot)
Cat vomitEven the toes on the other foot can see me and judge me. I want to lose the weight but I can't. I drag the foot down, literally and physically. We always need to wear the extra wide shoes because of me. The rest of the toes get mad at me for this. My brother, British toe, is trying to help me. He knows that I want to have a normal life where it isn't hard to get out of bed and where it isn't hard to walk. That's why we are meeting the producer for "My 600 lbs Life: Toe Edition".
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My Nasti, Obese, American Toe: An autobiography
Teen FictionMy nasty toe is very British. Unlike its twin, 'Merica toe. 'Merica toe is very obese and British toe wants to save his brother. 'Merica toe finally agrees to go on TLC's "My 600 lbs. Life" after British toe convinces his brother to lose the weight...