My brother and I met the TLC producer. Her name is Thicc Toe. She lived up to her name, she was THICC but definitely not fat. She had a red gel polish on her nail. She was the wamen of my dreams. She was low key causing an erection. My hang nail was flying off and openly visible. But she only had eyes for British toe. GRRR. I feel like yeeting his toenail off.
After we talked all of the business my brother talked to her before Thicc Toe hopped into her shoe. He was asking her out. No. I couldn't let him do this. My brother was in mid-sentence when I interrupted their conversation.
I yelled: "BRITISH TOE THINKS YOU LOOK LIKE OUR COUSIN!"
My brother glared at me. He so pissed.
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My Nasti, Obese, American Toe: An autobiography
Teen FictionMy nasty toe is very British. Unlike its twin, 'Merica toe. 'Merica toe is very obese and British toe wants to save his brother. 'Merica toe finally agrees to go on TLC's "My 600 lbs. Life" after British toe convinces his brother to lose the weight...
