" Ew, ew, ew, ew. Karen please tell me that I'm just hallucinating and all of this is just a bad dream! " I pinched my best friend in the arm because she was practically dying from laughter. " Karen this...that's...wait I'm dizzy. That's not funny! " I complained and punched her in the arm.
Finally that's how you get my retarded best friend's attention. Karen quickly took my hand, wiping some of the tears she shed because of laughing. Thank God everyone else was too wasted to pay attention to what happened to me.
Apparently Andre, the guy from the cafeteria needed to throw up so he thought "Oh why not do that on this pretty lady? Yup, perfect!" I rolled my eyes and followed Karen to the bathroom. Quickly drinking my beer all at once I went in the shower. Hey don't blame me! I was drunk, and it seemed like a great plan.
" Now we know he's into you for sure. " Karen said trying to supress her laughter but she failed and started laughing like a chicken. Her laugh was really ugly when she was drunk. Probably the only ugly thing about Karen. She had short blond hair but the tips were blue, it matched her blue eyes. They seemed so blue , so deep and understanding. They glow everytime she sees Ricky , her boyfriend.
They have been together for almost three years. Ugh, disgusting clingy couples make me wanna throw up. They were the perfect couple. Like, seriously. And that's what pissed me off. Don't ask why, I have no idea.
" Shut up bitch. " I said throwing the first bottle of shampoo I found on her. But she was already half asleep on the floor. " Kareeeeen wake up . " I said dragging the words. " Don't fall asleep bitch I gotta figure out what to wear and where to find it. " And then it hit me. There was absolutely no girl staying here. Guys. All guys. I'm fucked what do I do now? I got out of the shower quickly panicking. I sat next to Karen trying to wake her drunk ass up.
I dragged her hands to her face slapping both of her cheeks. " Come on wake up I feel like I'm in the Bad Girls Club. " I chuckled. Okay focus, this is not the appropriate time to laugh. Your friend is laying on the floor unconcious and you're butt naked in a house full of guys . That doesn't make me a target. Nope. Not at all.
Suddenly, the door opened. Someone was in the other room. My eyes widened. What was I supossed to do now? " Minaj? Someone told me they saw you in here. I'm coming to get you." His voice seducive and passionate. Of course it was Castiel. Who else would say something this stupid?
I facepalmed myself and rolled my eyes. " Castiel I swear if you weren't pretty you would be forever alone. Oh and don't you dare come to the bathroom. " I said, my voice more cold than I intended it to be. Frankly, Castiel was the only man who hasn't ever lied to me. He was always straight forward.
I slowly opened the bathroom door only to see Castiel lying on the bed with his shirt off. Oh my, he did have a stunning body. It would make my panties drop but I wasn't wearing any. Oops, I immediately regained my smile as he slowly got up. I could see every muscle on his body tense up. He made his way to me and grabbed me by my hair. He kissed me hard before carrying me to the bed. His movements were always so fast and lustful, I could see it in his eyes.
" Hey do you wanna go on a date? " As soon as I said those words I started laughing.It sounded so ridiculous. Me and Castiel wouldn't make a good couple. Not even in a parallel universe. This wasn't right.
Castiel stopped moving and he was simply looking at me. His eyes burning into my skin. Almost as if he was examining me. "Okay I'm sorry that was a stupid question I was just kidding. " I said half laughing.
His gaze was focused on the wooden floor. Not on me, not on my naked body. He was just....staring at the floor. Wait, was he hurt? " Castiel? " He didn't respond.
I tried again. " Cas, come on you know It's.." But I was interrupted by a disturbing sound of someone puking. Thank God Karen woke up and I ddidn't have to tolerate this awkward situation.
Oh, but I was still naked. What on earth could be more awkward than that?
" Qucikly guys lock the doors and all the windows! " A girl bursted through the door slamming it behind her. I screamed at the top of my lungs at her sight. " No shhh shut it we're not in a horror movie shut your mouth. " She said irritated.
Castiel locked all the windows and quietly sat on the bed. I searched for something to wear because if any more people saw me half drunk and naked I would have to pretend I'm one of the Kardashian sisters.
This girl had a satisfied look on her face but she looked like a trouble magnet.
Who is she? And why am I locked in an unknown bedroom?
This night sure as hell did not go as I expected.
A/N : I started this story when I was bored so I have to admit...I have no idea where this is going or what will happen :D *awkward smile* yeah ok I know I suck xD Although, I have a few ideas!If you liked it please comment/vote and show me sum luuuuv <3 Or just leave a comment about who do you think that is or what will happen :D
Peace,Love,Pizza in your stove ^^
Roxy M.
