" I CAN'T GET NO " Karen started screaming at the top of her lungs.
" Could you be louder next time? I still have 50 % of my hearing left. " Castiel said in the most sarcastic way a person's mind can imagine.
" SATISFACTION " Was that loud enough for you Cassy Sassy? " Karen let out a laugh and continued singing whatever came to her mind.
" Artemisia where the fuck is your sister's house? I'm tired of walking behind trees and cars. " I whined in frustration. " Take it easy inspector gadget, we're almost there. Actually," She made a long pause.Almost as if she was thinking about something over and over again. " You can wait here and I'll be back in just a second. "
Before I could even make up my mind or protest, she was gone. Leaving me with the "drunk" Rolling Stones and their red tour bus ( of course I'm talking about Castiel ) .
Great.Okay.I'll just stay here.
In fact, maybe I'll just dig a hole and spend the rest of my life in there. Yeah, yes that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
" Karen I'm gonna put you down now because I feel like I'm not only loosing my hearing but my legs too. Don't you dare do anything stupid kay? " Castiel warned my best friend adding a serious tone to his voice. He was trying to seem mature.
I rolled my eyes knowing that this was a stupid idea. I know my best friend. I also know my best friend DRUNK. She's not gonna sit around and be all quiet. She can't shut up when she's sober what makes Castiel think that she's gonna be quiet when she's drunk?
" Cas " My eyes widened and my expression changed. Pointing my finger behind him solved the mystery in his eyes.
Artemisia was running towards us holding a pile of clothes along with some other stuff I couldn't recognize at the moment. " I know this is gonna sound cliche, but RUN. I'll explain later. " The words came out of her mouth as if she was on fast forward. " Grab this, you can thank me later. Now follow me. "
I opened my mouth but I couldn't find any fucking thing to say. At this point, I thought it was pointless to argue with Artemisia. I just quickly put on the clothes she gave me and ran behind her.
Poor Cas was so exhausted.He was breathing so hard that honestly people could easily mistake him for a walking mammoth.
" Okay he lost us. " Artemisia said breathing heavily. A cracked smile appeared on her face and she extended her hand to us. " Shall we? "
I was so tired that I didn't even realize we were standing in front of a huge coffee shop. The sign said Chocolate. Who the fuck names a coffee shop Chocolate? Yeah I know, god bless America.
" Hell to the yes we shall get in fucking there. " Castiel said dropping Karen to the ground. " Your company was delightful throughout this journey Miss Sooth but I'm not carrying you anymore princess. " My almost boyfriend said emphasizing the letter P.
" Castiel stop PMSing and get in there. Me and Artemisia will take care of her now. After all she owes me that. " I glared at Artemisia who was innocently looking at me with the eyes of an angel. I assume that this was her way of saying: I know I screwed up, I'm sorry.
" I can walk. " Suddenly Karen got up and walked as if she was on Project Runway.
" Wait what? I'm confused. " stated Artemisia.
" Hoooold on fella. All this time, you have been perfectly fine? " Yes I am giving you a chance to explain yourself. No I'm gonna kill you either way I said to myself.
" Not all this time. Just these thirty minutes. I thought messing with Castiel would be fun. " She said giggling.
" Why do you have to be so dumb? " I slapped her on the forehead. " Sometimes I think that hanging out with you decreases my IQ I swear. "
" Says the girl who was running around naked. " She said playfully rubbing her forehead. " I'm Karen, nice to meet you. I assume you've already met my psycho best friend. " Karen said with a stupid smile. " Don't worry, she won't bite. As long as she takes her pills. " She said in a fake whisper.
" Remind me again. Why do i hang out with you? " I said pulling my best friend into a hug.
" Because I'm sexy and you know it. " she said trying to sound serious but soon all three of us started laughing like a bunch of chickens.
" Okay Redfoo let's go inside and drink something. I think Castiel will be really interested to learn that you've been sober over thirty minutes now. " Artemisia opened the door and we got inside.
There it was.
There it was, the beginning of this awful curse.
A/N : Dear goooooooood I almost forgot about this storyyyy. Do not effin judge me if this is a shitty chapter it's 4:20 am and I'm sitting on a computer writing stories and ish xD I'm gonna go eat chips and watch bad girls club now. GOODBYE *leaves on a flying unicorn*
P.S : That's Castiel :3 if ya don't like him he doesn't care so jokes on you! xDD
Peace,Love,Pizza in your stove ^^
Roxy M.
