Take A Hint

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by Nalushippertillidie

by Nalushippertillidie

Narrators P.O.V

Lucy, Levy , Erza, Mira and Juvia are at a café with their boyfriends Natsu, Gajeel, Jellal, Laxus, and Gray. when the guys left to get some drinks two guys named Clive and Dan started to hit on Mira and Lucy when they noticed a karaoke machine and got an idea.

" Lucy you thinking what I'm thinking " Mira said with an evil glint in her eyes

" You know it Mira"

They got up and walked towards the machine just as the guys got back

[Lucy:]
Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right

[Mira:]
I don't want to be a priss, I'm just tryna be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the...

[Lucy:]
Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot
[Mira:]
You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not
[Lucy:]
You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth
[Both:]
And that is when it started going south

They walked towards Dan and Clive

[Both:]
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

Lucy walked towards the stools, sat and crossed her legs as Mira followed

[Lucy:]
I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top
[Mira:]
You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "Stop"
[Lucy:]
And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped
[Both:]
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht

They walked to the boys again and went I front of them

[Lucy:]
What about "No" don't you get?
[Mira:]
So go and tell your friends
[Both:]
I'm not really interested

[Lucy:]
It's about time that you're leavin'
[Mira:]
I'm gonna count to three and
Open my eyes and
[Both:]
You'll be gone

[Mira:]
One
[Lucy:]
Get your hands off my...
[Mira:]
Two.
[Lucy]
Or I'll punch you in the...
[Mira:]
Three.
[Lucy:]
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint

[Both:]
I am not your missing link
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
Take a hint, take a hint

[Both:]
Get your hands off my hips
'Fore I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
T-take a hint, take a hint

" What just happened " Natsu asked confused

" I have no idea but we have badass girlfriends " Laxus said amazed

" Oh hey guys " Lucy and Mira said like nothing happened

" What just happened " Natsu asked

" Oh girls " Dan and Clive said

" What are you ding with our girls " Clive said clearly not knowing he fucked up

" Your girls huh " Natsu and Laxus said with a glare that alone could kill

" Well theirs gonna be a funeral soon " Lucy said with a sweatdrop

" Fire Dragon's Iron Fist" " Lightning Dragon's Breakdown Fist " Natsu and Laxus yelled at the same time

" Lets go home " They said as they protectively wrapped their arms around Lucy and Mira

" That was a bit extreme wasn't it "

" No " They said