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DEMOGORGON HOES

softie
howdy y'all

dick weed
ew i didn't miss her

dick weed
also, i hate you @
whoever changed lana's
name

whipped boi™
oops?

lanas wife bithes
WHAT THE FU

lanas other wife bithes
EHWHGEHEHEJ

softie
well butter my butt and
call me a biscuit

softie
what's the deal y'all

lanas wife bithes
ARE AND NOAH DATING

softie
bless your pea-pickin' little
heart! we aren't tho

emma 🤠
lana looked up a southerner
sayings on google and won't
stop

dick weed
can i kick her out again?
like i did that one time

chocolate daddy
speaking of how did you
even get back in?

dick weed
a magician never reveals
their secrets

mozzarella
he stole my phone
and added himself back
when the chat was inactive
a loooong time ago so
no one would notice

lanas other wife bithes
can we kick finn out again

emma 🤠
yeah and we can add
matt again

lanas wife bithes
pLEASE ADD HIM
ANYWAYS

'EMMA 🤠' ADDED 'YEEHAW GIRLS BF' TO CHAT

whipped boi™
what in the WORLD is
his name

whipped boi™
never mind lana made it
didn't she

yeehaw girls bf
1.) yes

yeehaw girls bf
2.) is this the st group chat

softie
matt is as lost as last years
easter basket

lanas wife bithes
im sadie (:

lanas other wife bithes
millie!

whipped boi™
noah, nice to meet you!

dick weed
fiNN

chocolate daddy
cALEB AKA CHOCOLATE
DADDY

mozzarella
GATEN NICE TO MEET
YOU

whipped boi™
so are you and emma
dating?

yeehaw girls bf
yeah that's why lana and
i hung out the other day
because we were planning it
all out. lana wanted it at a rodeo
but i said no

lanas other wife bithes
so what's with the southern
sayings anyways?

emma 🤠
before lana and i met
in first grade, i lived in
texas, when she found out
she thought it was so funny

emma 🤠
when i took her to texas
for a family reunion she just
has always been this way

yeehaw girls bf
you're just as bad as her
though

emma 🤠
it gets stuck in your head
after a while, i can't help it
and noW I THINK ITS FUNNY
AND I DONT KNOW W H Y

softie
all y'all just jealous

dick weed
not really

softie
im gonna jerk him bald!

mozzarella
IS THAT THE SOUTHERN
WAY OF SAYING 'WIG SNATCHED'
OR 'WIG GONE'

lanas wife bithes
PAUSJSBNW

dick weed
i can't believe you
all are amused bY THIS

softie
you don't watch out,
i'm gonna cream your corn

dick weed
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

chocolate daddy
YOU ARE SO GROSS

whipped boi™
I HATE YOU GDJAHW

softie
i'm gonna jerk a knot in
your tail

dick weed
kinky

yeehaw girls bf
somEONE CONTROL
FINN

softie
keep it up and i'll cancel
your birth certificate

emma 🤠
lANA IS NEVER GONNA
STOP NOWHSUASV

whipped boi™
i mean i think it's funny

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  

NOAH IS LANA'S BIGGEST SUPPORTER AND THAT'S THE TEA

MELANIE.

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