The Signs When Being Kidnapped...
ARIES:
"Do you know who I am?"
TAURUS:
Bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back.
GEMINI:
Is a serial killer and makes them their victim.
CANCER:
"LMAO why do you wanna kidnap me."
LEO:
"You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty didn't you?"
VIRGO:
"I hope wherever you're taking me is clean."
LIBRA:
*engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper.*
SCORPIO:
"If you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls."
SAGITTARIUS:
*Goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking.*
CAPRICORN:
"This is not okay..."
AQUARIUS:
"You insecure little... you are a low life."
PISCES:
*Comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades.*
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Zodiac Signs Shit
RandomNot all of them are mine. Found some on Pinterest and thought they were good sooo ya. Just read?
