How The Signs Flirt...
ARIES: watches from a distance and kind of just groans.
TAURUS: is super shy but is also really fucking cute at the same time.
GEMINI: HEY FUCKER! YOU'VE GOT ONE HELL OF A PERSONALITY! LET'S GET DINNER SOMETIME!!
CANCER: compliments them, then backs off, then compliments them again, then backs off, then compli...
LEO: flirting? HA! Leos are too shy to flirt!
VIRGO: makes a lot of fucking innuendos.
LIBRA: you know, you look a lot like a fictional character that I like-
SCORPIO: You're hot. I'm hot. Let's cool off together. ;)
SAGITTARIUS: dO YOU WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH THE BOTH OF US CONSENSUALLY KISS AND CUDDLE AND MAYBE HAVE SEX?! fuck too forward...
CAPRICORN: is actually a really good flirter. Jesus Christ how they do it.
AQUARIUS: they don't need to flirt. Everyone else flirts with them.
PISCES: gets all flustered and blushes.
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Zodiac Signs Shit
عشوائيNot all of them are mine. Found some on Pinterest and thought they were good sooo ya. Just read?
