Flirting

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How The Signs Flirt...

ARIES: watches from a distance and kind of just groans.

TAURUS: is super shy but is also really fucking cute at the same time.

GEMINI: HEY FUCKER! YOU'VE GOT ONE HELL OF A PERSONALITY! LET'S GET DINNER SOMETIME!!

CANCER: compliments them, then backs off, then compliments them again, then backs off, then compli...

LEO: flirting? HA! Leos are too shy to flirt!

VIRGO: makes a lot of fucking innuendos.

LIBRA: you know, you look a lot like a fictional character that I like-

SCORPIO: You're hot. I'm hot. Let's cool off together. ;)

SAGITTARIUS: dO YOU WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH THE BOTH OF US CONSENSUALLY KISS AND CUDDLE AND MAYBE HAVE SEX?! fuck too forward...

CAPRICORN: is actually a really good flirter. Jesus Christ how they do it.

AQUARIUS: they don't need to flirt. Everyone else flirts with them.

PISCES: gets all flustered and blushes.

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