Signs As King/Queen...
ARIES: one, two, three I declare war on *flips coin* ENGLAND!
TAURUS: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST!!
GEMINI: Tell the king of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy.
CANCER: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
LEO: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone, even peasants!!!
VIRGO: Shhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War.
LIBRA: I'd like to meet al of the other monarchs and I need a new dress. Let's have a ball tonight!!
SCORPIO: Everyone in the kingdom wants to kill me or fuck me. #fml
SAGITTARIUS: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite?
CAPRICORN: PUBLIC EXECUTION MOTHERFUCKER
AQUARIUS: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now.
PISCES: I don't want to go to war, can everyone please be happy? Look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!
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عشوائيNot all of them are mine. Found some on Pinterest and thought they were good sooo ya. Just read?
