Josh sadly woke up to the blaring of his alarm.
He was no longer singing happy songs in his head. There were no more sparks or fireworks, chemistry or milk chocolate, roses or pizza's for two.
They all live in his dreamland, where colours are brighter, where blue's are instantly brighter and reds are more vibrant.
He pulled himself out of bed, heaving intensely because this dream won't leave him alone, it's starting to haunt his every move. Just to add fuel to the fire, he was going on a double date with Callum and his brand new fancy dancy top of the range girlfriend who just happened to have no teeth and no gag reflex, Callum likes to believe he has a rather long penis, and he really dislikes biting.
Josh dragged himself through the day, becoming perky when he thought of seeing Callum later on that evening, but that sinking back into his recessive state when he thinks about why.
Josh's date was a young adult with his length of blonde hair and deep red eyes. On the contrary, she had no legs and so she couldn't away from the man who gave her twins, They follow her literally everywhere, Perfect skin complexion except her face which is one bright purple birth mark, complements her eyes. Josh finds it extremely attractive that she has 6 fingers on one hand, but he must resist. She was so innocent.
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The banging tale of two brummeys
FanfictionCallum Eyebagjetski and Joshua Glaciated have been best friends since primary school. Their friendship is deep and intense, they tell and show each other everything, everything from how to drive to when they think they might need to go to the gyneco...
