Time for the date.
Josh had never met Callums new girlfriend. Apparently she has a long blonde hair, the most beautiful blue eye, and she has the biggest hands in the world, perfect for Callum, thought Josh.
They sat across the table from Josh and his Girlfriend. Callums girlfriend introduced herself as "Wow" she sounded oddly similar to Owen Wilson. Sounding slightly more feminine, she calls herself "An undercover anti-nazi to fight against anti-nazi." Then she went on to explain why she only has one eye "It was a One eye freak accident an anti-nazi punched her because they thought she was an anti-nazi fighting against anti-nazis when in actual fact shes an undercover anti-nazi fighting against the anti-nazis." As she spoke she sat there playing in the linguini she was wearing. She reminded Josh of a horse.
Josh's girlfriend then introduced herself as "Hooolly" She loudly proclaimed to the entire restaurant "Peppa Pig is my lady jam, I love her so much." Followed by a loud slurp. Josh was immensely freaked out. Hooolly looked down at her non-exsitant breats as if searching for someway to correct what the fuck just happened.
Callum and Josh kept eyeing each other up across the table sharing looks begging each other to not stay here anymore like. So, like the teenagers they are at heart, they ran off the the bathroom together. They escaped through the window, and Josh sped them back to his place, the threw open the door and slammed it closed behind them.
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The banging tale of two brummeys
FanfictionCallum Eyebagjetski and Joshua Glaciated have been best friends since primary school. Their friendship is deep and intense, they tell and show each other everything, everything from how to drive to when they think they might need to go to the gyneco...
