Deadpool was walking down the streets
Well not really walking.
More like Skipping while swaying his head from side to side like a little girl.
He continued on his way until he heard a faint shuffling noise.
He walked over towards the shuffling noise and saw a infant that looked only a few weeks old
She was wearing a shiny red and black onesie and Deadpool's eyes lit up.
"Oh my holy burritos. They have sent a small chimichanga down to earth."
He clutched you tightly and skipped back to his apartment with you.He sat you down on the couch and knelt down on his knees.
"Hmmmmm.... I guess you're mine now so I need to give you a name..... How about... Chimichanga, No, No. that's not good. How about Poptarts. no that's no good either."He sat there for a few minuets trying to think of names that weren't a food.
"How about y/n."
"Hahaha She's a mini me."