You and your oh so magnificent dad were sitting down watching tv until he had an idea
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"So this is your daughter?"
Wolverine held you up in the air, making a confused face.
"Yep her name is y/n, isn't she amazing."
Wolverine Looked at Deadpool
"Don't ruin her."
He handed her back to your dad and he hugged you like a stuffed animal
"So why did ya bring her here?"
"I was bored."
Wolverine sighed, put you down, and crossed his arms.
You could talk but you didn't talk around random people that much, you were pretty shy.
"Are we making any pancakes?"
For a 4 year old you had a pretty good vocabulary
But you still weren't smart, Not that smart anyways.
"Probably, I have to get more batter."
You looked up.
"We need to increase the scale, need more batter now."
(He made a scale for how many pancakes he made)
"Have faith in me."
"Why?"
Wade looked at you.
"Because I'm amazing."
"I'm better."
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You were currently making pancakes with the batter you guys got, and being the pro 4 year old you are, you wanted to flip a pancake. You grabbed the pan, held it out over the ground, and counted to 3, moving the pan slightly upwards on every second. You flipped the pancake, but instead of the pancake flipping, the pan fell down, and you were left holding a broken handle.
You laughed so hard you sneezed out milk.
The rest of the day was you and him having a contest of who can make the most pancakes in 6 hours.
