Deadpool was walking down the streets
Well not really walking.
More like Skipping while swaying his head from side to side like a little girl.
He continued on his way until he heard a faint shuffling noise.
He walked over towards the shuffling noise and saw a infant that looked only a few weeks old
She was wearing a shiny red and black onesie and Deadpool's eyes lit up.
"Oh my holy burritos. They have sent a small chimichanga down to earth."
He clutched you tightly and skipped back to his apartment with you.
He sat you down on the couch and knelt down on his knees.
"Hmmmmm.... I guess you're mine now so I need to give you a name..... How about... Chimichanga, No, No. that's not good. How about Poptarts. no that's no good either."
He sat there for a few minuets trying to think of names that weren't a food.
"How about y/n."
"Hahaha She's a mini me."
