once apon a time but not very long ago, there was a boy, wait no, a girl called Harry...harriet potter.
when she was not a baby, she was seven. voldismort gave her a uhmmmmmmmmmmm birthmark on her lower forehead that had a shape of a lightning circle.
her gay parents moved to new zealand and left her, but she didn't have a phone so she couldn't call them. she ran away to live with her cousin dudlina who was not really mean, but kinda mean. and she lived in a cupboard under the sink. and she didn't like it cuz it smelt like detergent.
one day she got a letter, wait no, a text on her non existent phone. she was accepted into hog... snogwarts school of wizardology and witcharts.
then one day a hairy man kicked down her window and said "you're a witch, harriet"
and she said "who me? im just harriet, just harriet"
and he was all like "sweaty no ur a witch, now come with me"
and then harriet was all "oh okay lol".
and so he took them to horizontal alley where she went to mr olive slander to get her magical rock. she got one lol.
then she went to the station and went to platform 7 and a half and she met a girl called ronnie and a boy called hermarold. ronnie was smart and hermarold was dumb af, cause she had dirt on her nose ( lol peasant ) and she couldn't even make her mouse yellow.
when they arrived at snogwarts, there was a girl who was albino called draquesha. draquesha was mean. so harriet was like "no". then they went into the eating hall to get placed into their sub schools, harriet and ronnie and hermarold got put into gryfinnfloor and draquesha got put into slytherout.
there was a man on the table called snoop dog who gave harriet a mean look. harriet guessed it was because he was in love with one of her gay parents. lol.
then there was a man with a beard called dumblefloor. dumblefloor gave a boring speech and was boring lol but harriet thought he was a groovy dude. lol.
the end of chapter 1
cliffhanger amiright?
this is an original story, any one who steals it shall be prostitution ( so beware ) lol
written and edited by harriet and lucy lol we're super lit.
