Ian's Journey

Chapter 3: Loner Meets a Mess

In the distance I heard a " Hey, how are you." In my mind though I knew that that hey wasn't directed to me. Partly because I'm a loner and also because Aidan was running over in that direction.

I ran up to Aidan, which was way too far for me to be running before I had stretched. Just kidding, I never stretch and i didn't run I just dragged myself over there to once again meet another person that I'm just going to hate.

I arrived at this guys table and Aidan and him were talking about the Harrison Hike. Yes, I said "him", I don't know why I was even surprised about that, he never gets along with girls. Something about them being stronger than him, I don't really remember.

I decided to join in on the conversation and recommend some Pizza. I don't really know what I was thinking. Why would we get Pizza? We just got here. And we don't even have any Money.

Aidan looked at me and said, "Meet Eric."

Well, I met Eric, a bit too much possibly. At the end of 5 minutes I wanted to shoot myself to Mars and...I guess drink my pee.

He was just so cocky and so "i don't even know, I can't even describe his ugly-disgustingly-pukingaffying-drink-peeying-ness. Wow... that was a really long description of something that I said I couldn't describe.

Anyway, after 5 minutes of him exclaiming that he was better than me. He didn't have to say it, I just knew that the thought was bouncing around in his peanut sized brain...well, at least he has one nut. That was kind if mean, but It was true in a way.

Back to the point. After 5 minutes of communicating with the witch, we started to walk away and the witch followed us. Aidan didn't even bother to tell him to get out of here; I guess he doesn't want to lose one of his only friends. I was even giving him the Evil eye with one eye and I was giving Eric the stare down with my other eye. I must have looked like a demented platypus, but Eric didn't even glance at me.

We found a path into the forest and started our journey. For the next couple minutes I was hoping there was going to be a cliff that I could push Eric off of or a ditch that I could push him down, but I had no luck. All I saw was trees, I don't hate trees I just hate when they takeover a forest.

I then thought, does this mean that Eric was going to do the Harrison Hike then too... if then, please save me.