Me: *Lays in bed, sees figure in the corner of eye.
Me: *Turns around, nobody there.
Me: *Lays back down
Figure: *whispers "I am watching you"
Me: Santa?
Figure: Yeah... you are gonna die
Me: Please no... I-I'll give you, ummmm cookies?
Figure: OKAY! *Jumps out and gives me a magical panda from narnia.
