There once was a horse (Jean) so ugly that its ugliness caused everyone to die.
(Y/N): "A POTATO FLEW AROUND MY ROOM BEFORE YOU CAME, EXCUSE THE MESS IT MADE!~"
Author-Chan: "(Y/N) are you ok...?"
(Y/N): "TO PANCAKE OR TO WAFFLE THAT IS THE QUESTION!~"
Author-Chan: "..."
(Y/N): "HEY HEY PAPA; COULD I HAVE SOME WINE?
HEY HEY MAMMA, HEY HEY MAMMA!
I CAN'T GET THE TASTE OF THAT BOLOGNESE
WE ATE LONG AGO OUT OF MY HEAD!
DRAW A CIRCLE, THAT'S THE EARTH!
DRAW A CIRCLE, THAT'S THE EARTH!
DRAW A CIRCLE, THAT'S THE EARTH!
I'M ITALIA!"
Author-Chan: "Yes, Hello 911?"
(Y/N): "DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE! YARR HAR DHDYGSHSUS DEE!~" *Runs into wall*
Author-Chan: "Ok, got it thanks..." *Casually smashes phone and pulls out a how to reset (Y/N) 101 pamflet*
(Y/N): "IF U LOVE ME YOU'LL LET ME GOOOOOOOOO!~" *throws Author-Chan across room*
Author-Chan: *Inhale* I s w e a r
(Y/N): *Wiggles Insanely* "rhdhdjdjfhjwihjshshsj29e93sobz!"
Author-Chan: *sips Gatorade while nopeing the fruk out* (no one understands my references ^^' *cri*)
(Y/N): "AUTHOR-CHAN COME BACK, I NEED TO CONFESS MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU!~"
Author-Chan: *pops head out of floor* "No, I already love someone else."
(Y/N): *HEART SHATTER* WHO!?
Author-Chan: "Food."
(Y/N): *criiiiii*
Author-Chan: *Shoves (Y/N) in a closet with LEVI* "HUEHUEHUE HAVE FUN DARLINGS!~" *Chicken dances out of the room*
(Y/N): "C'MERE LEVI LETS HAVE SOME FUN!~ *Makes grabby hands and wiggles eyebrows*
Levi: *GIRLY MAN SCREAM*
(Y/N): "hehehe....~"
(Y/N): *Pulls out monopoly*
(Y/N): "I'MA DESTROY YOUR WINDEX LOVING BUTT!"
Levi: "NU UH GURL I'MA DESTROY YO PATHETIC ASS!~" *SASSY HAIR FLIP*
Levi's hair flip was so sassy it caused (Y/N), along with the whole universe to blow up, except for Jean. His ugliness was so bad it didn't effect him.
D A E N D
Just end me. (╥﹏╥) I decided to do this for shits and giggles. My mind is wacko is ya couldn't tell already. Welp seeya! *explodes*
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AOT Junior High, Levi X Reader
FanfictionMy first attempt at writing fan fiction. (Y/N) (L/N) is a pretty normal girl, very uh... special and unique. She's quite the random one but hey aren't we all? She meets the short stack of pancakes known as Levi. I wonder what will happen between th...
