Friend: OMG! What's that thing on your face? Is that a pimple?
Me: OMG! What's that thing on your neck? Is that your head?
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Comebacks
RandomWhen you're in a fight, and you don't have a good comeback, struggle no more! In this book you'll learn a lot! This was not meant to offend anyone but only to use at your friend's house! Just kidding! So have sooo much fun using them!!!!
Comeback #28
Friend: OMG! What's that thing on your face? Is that a pimple?
Me: OMG! What's that thing on your neck? Is that your head?