Me: You have a face of a million dollars.
Person: Really?
Me: Green and Wrinkly.

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Comebacks
DiversosWhen you're in a fight, and you don't have a good comeback, struggle no more! In this book you'll learn a lot! This was not meant to offend anyone but only to use at your friend's house! Just kidding! So have sooo much fun using them!!!!
Comeback #8
Me: You have a face of a million dollars.
Person: Really?
Me: Green and Wrinkly.