Dear Heathers, Be More Chill. Sincerely, Me!

Dear, Jason Dean

I saw Ram and Kurt, wait and Heather McNamara and Veronica... I was talking to Micheal Meel, one of those cool kids, I hooked him and I really like him so. But I know Jeremy Heere likes him too. Just like the first year I came here, I liked Veronica but she was taken already. I put down my drink as I saw Kurt come up to me and put me in a headlock.

"fucking nerd!" He said, while Heather Mac pinned Micheal to the wall and Ram next to her, and Veronica looked at me she snickered and said "This guy had a crush on me, your fucking dead now I know you like Micheal Meel." Kurt laughed and said "Punch It In!" they had fist pumped and told Ram and Heather to motor.

When I went to school the next morning it was like people were waiting for me just to laugh at me, Veronica murdered me reputation and I- I'm not going to do anything cause if I do I'll never see Micheal again. 

Jeremy Heere is a cheerleader and I don't know how he became one that sick gay fuck. I sat down in my seat, I hadn't been used to being called a fag, faggot, dyke. Veronica, Heather, Kurt & Ram seem to deal with it and are much cooler now they hanged me on my fucking cross.

A paper ball was throw at me head and I picked it up, it said 

"DYKE"