Dear Heathers, Be More Chill. Sincerely, Me!

Dear, Everyone

I walked into Veronica's party, This is the last day I have to change. No... My heartbreaks as I see Micheal Meel hanging out with Jeremy Heere, even worst there kissing, then I see Jeremy getting pinned to the wall, well fuck. This is gonna be fun.

Duke & Chandler placed to quick kisses on my cheeks and then Mac came up to me and kissed me I feel back and wrapped my arms around her neck, she cuffed my hands to my back "H-Heather?" I choked out blushing. "Let's have some fun shall we Veronica?" I nodded, and then I screamed "A-Ah! fuck Heather!~"

I ran away with Duke and heard moans from Veronica behind me I giggled and smiled, and then I felt the pull of Duke upstairs "Heather-" she put a finger over my mouth and said "Shhhh." I thought to myself When? when did Duke become so hot? I nodded and the pull got stronger I opened my mouth to say something but before I could I was pinned to the bed and there were kisses being trailed down my chest.

I was talking to Ram, next to him against the wall drinking, I just saw Veronica get handcuffed by Heather Mac, I scoffed hardly at that, Then I saw Chandler being pulled by Duke upstairs, Well fuck... everyone is losing there good sides tonight, "Ram?" I said looking up at him, He looked down at me and said "Yeah?" I kissed him "Look around, everyone else is having so much fun!" I smiled at him and he smirked "Funny."

I looked into Evan's eyes as he looked at a kid in a long black coat in the corner of the party, "Let's go talk to him?" Evan walked over there and I followed shuffling behind him, "Hey!" Evan said and the kid waved "My name's Jason Dean, J.D. for short." I then thought to myself  Jason  Dean, his dad is Big Butt Dean oh ew Evan then said "Connor let's motor, a bunch of teen dykes and fags fucking, come on J.D. you can come too" Evan smiled and so did I but J.D. butted in and said "You two are fags as well so..." He smiled, So did Evan. But I laughed and scoffed the hardest at Jason.

You know

                         You know

                                                  You know

                                                                           We Just Made Things Beautiful.

But there are no happy endings...

"Martha I'm so sorry!" A voice rang at the back of my head, h-holy shit am I dead! Who am I?