This is a lemon critique and lemon advice, all are welcomed besides lemon haters! Just ask the lemon fairy.
Be careful the lemon fairy does not waste its lemon goodness on sloppy and poorly written smut!! I enjoy juicy fresh lemons not DRIED UP LEMONS. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME AND LEMONS.
If you have an incomplete/baby lemon or just a blossoming lemon (idea) that you feel that can withstand the brute force of lemon honesty then you came to the right lemon fairy in the Lemon Kingdom.
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Ps. I get overwhelmed by people who aren't lemons but I will try to get back to you in the next 24 hours after you request my lemon presence.
Rules for requesting my presence!
1. Your tag/name/username
2. Title of Story
3. Genre (Has to include smut or else...)
4. A few sentences about your story
5. English is the only language I speak but let me know if English isn't your first language. I shall be nicer if it isn't your first language.
6. Respect me or you will get lemon juice in your eyes!!!
Submit your request in the comment section. I look forward to those juicy or dried up lemons. It's up to you to make me happy. 🍋
