Big Five as girls

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This has nothing to do with a chapter cause it was a contest so yeah
Did is written for DatOneDeerInBeyblade
Cuz I felt like cursing a lot and roasting maybe...
I dun know how to roast.....

Ruwei-HOLY FUCKNG SHIT IM A GIRL!!!!
Hold on where's the rest of the big five?
*Thinks of everything thatll be destroyed with them as girls*
I need to find them

Xander-*Meditating while trying not to break anything*
*Opens eyes thinking he succeeded but it looks like a tornado passed by*
Well shit

Lui- AAAARGGGHHHHH!!!!
MY ABDOMEN AREA HURTSS SO BAD!!!
*On a girl's lady day cuz he didn't go to school and skipped health class*
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONN!?!?!

Free- You're on a period so shut up and get over it

Lui- WHO ASKED YOU DEERB-GIRL!!!!

Free- you yelled and I answered so you would shut it but I can tell you a true fact and that's that you'll be forever flat *sexy poses*

Lui- *Tick mark*BITCH WHATCHU SAY!!!!!

Free- Bitch you heard me do I need to spell it out for you F-o-r-e-v-e-r-f-l-a-t
There happy *smirks*

Lui- *growling*
*Runs at Free*

Free- *runs away yelling forever flat*
FOREVER FLAT!!
FOREVER FLAT!!
FOREVER FLAT!!
FOREVER FLAT!!
FOREVER FLAT!!

Anata- Joshua is in a corner crying cuz no one likes him or her
He may have fans in the anime but the moment he asks someone out they all run away
They only supported him cuz they felt bad at how horrible he was and still is
Sayonara

Joshua- *crying in corner*

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⏰ Last updated: May 01, 2018 ⏰

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