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Tony: DARLINGS, I'M HOOOOME! * HICCUP * AND I'M DRUNK AS A SKUNK!!! WOOHOO!! WHERE IS SPANGLES, I NPEED TO GIVE HIM A HUG FOR HOLDING MY FORT TOGETHER. MY PEOPLE, I HAVE RETURNED FROM TAHITI, SHOW ME WITH GIFTS AND PRAISE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Seven Hours Later
Tony: * STANDS BY HOSPITAL VENDING MACHINE NURSING A COFFEE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY TIRED (HANGOVER?) * Oh, hey, I'm glad you finally got here. I got JARVIS to contact you as soon as we heard at The Towers. * CLEARS THROAT * I...hm, it's not looking good. The docs have said he was pretty much in pieces when he was brought in. Broken bones, you see. The list was so long, I think even Bruce had trouble remembering them all. * SMILES SADDLY * Th-They found Steve at a, um, at a...at Violet's flat, lying in a pool of his own blood. I don't know why he was there, I'm going to find out the whole situation later when everyone is kinda over the initial shock. But I swear, whoever did this is gonna be tasting metal fist in their face. Do you know what the worst thing is? When I got home last night, Steve had been sitting next to Violet, watching X-men, 'cause 'Vi loves Hugh Jackman'. I go to bed and I get woken up to the news that Steve is on life support. Can you imagine what that's like?
* SUDDENLY THERE'S THE SOUND OF MACHINE BEEPING AND NURSES AND DOCTORS APRE RUNNING INTO THE ROOM WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE A DEFIBRILLATOR *
Tony: !@#$, Steve!
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The Buchanan Conspiracy (A Bucky Barnes Story) #Wattys2015
FanfictionStory originally from 'Ask Tony Stark!'. Steve is being forced into a blind date (oooh, awkward) by Clint and Natasha (who else?). What he doesn't know is that this perfect match for him has a dark secret following her around. And I mean, literally...