garfield and sans ended up doing naughty things the night before, as there was literally nothing else to do and garfield noticed his BONEr. (da dum tsss)
sans undertale woke up from his sleep, standing up and scratching his ass. a few pimples popped beneath his bony fingers.
"good morning baby" garfrick purred, his paw bandaged after he visited the hospital and they took out the cancer.
"nah. don't start doing that shit." sans said. "i'm not actually gay, every bitch here is flat as hell and give me extra infinite cancer"
"oh. my bad." garfetus said, his whiskers flushing with red blush. he had real feelings for sans undertale. but sans didnt feel the same.
"alright so get ur fat ass up garfat we need to explore the hot tub. it's where the key to getting out of this hell planet is."
"okay where is it?"
"a while away. we'll have to go through many vines in order to arrive. this calls for extreme precautions"
"im really fucking hungry sas please either lemme eat ur ass again or make me lasagaaaaaaa PLEASE"
sans undertale dramatically lifted his arm from his torso and opened his hand. he summoned lasaga into his hand and lowered it to garfields mouth, feeding him. he noticed the lust in garfucks eyes. sans too began to blush. he looked to the distance, hoping garjizz wouldn't notice his feelings too.
"sans... i.... i think i love you" garfap said.
"garfiend, we are on an important mission. there is no room for feelings. i'm sorry"
"oh, yeah, XD i was totlly joking lol."
"im sure you were. farergrg"
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garfield and his vine adventures
Fanfictionfollow garfield as he travels through the epitome known as vine.
