it was a shiny monday morning as garfello's eyelids separated from each other. he ran his paw through the fur on his head and groaned "ugh, i hate mondays."
garfunel stood up from his cat bed and traveled downstairs, being greeted by odie and john in the kitchen.
"garfelie, you are L A T E T O B R E A K F A S T" john shouted, echoing through the ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE.
"john," garfield whispered, glaring at john through squinted eyes. "where. the. FUCK. is my lasagna." garfetynal had had enough. he ran across the kitchen and picked up john, choking him against the wall.
"garfungus- i- eck" john grunted through his final breaths as he collapsed to the ground and literally fucking died lmao.
when sans undertale descended from the clouds above, cuz when john died the ceiling ripped off for some reason and sans undertale made his way into the house, yanow.
"odie, i have come to eat your a- i mean GARFISH what have you done?" sans undertale screeched. "you have no idea what curse you've put on yourself by killing john."
"yeah i really dont give a shit im actually hungry as fuck dude i just want lasagna."
"come hither, foolish orange bitch." sans undertale said with his holy and angelic voice, offering his hand to garfield.
"ight" garforeskin shrugged as he took sans hand and they both shsot up into space holy shit.
"what the fuck" garfeeb said, looking into sans undertales eyes.
"yeah, john is-er-was the only thing keeping you from traveling to HELLA different dimensions. you know how there's like, error sans and a shitload of different undertale au's?" sans asked. "yeah, that's how i became p much god."
"does that mean i'm gonna become a dumb ass who always yells cringe hit like tWo bRoS cHiLLiN iN a HoTtUb"
"FUCK NO. if you were gonna be like that i would've killed u myself."
"oh cool"
"yeah"
"what's odie doing?"
"probably fucking some human."
"oh cool"
"yeah"
there was a long pause as the two were literally flying through space. sans undertale made an awkward cough.
"so when will we be there?"
"oh shit," sans said, looking up from his ipod nano. "right now" he grabbed gartitty and made a sharp turn to the left.
garfootfetish fucking screamed as him and sans undertale landed on a really small planet.
"this is planet vine. a lot of fucking cancer goes around this planet and it's contagious, so we people from earth wear masks over our faces when visiting" sans informed garfuck.
"sans undertale, help, my paw is deteriorating.... i think the cancer got to me" garfield said as he held his paw to sans in complete terror.
"fuck dude why didn't you also put on the anti-cancer body suit?" sans asked. garfart's eyes widened in anger and shock as he drifted over to a giant ass sign reading 'anti cancer bodysuit-don't wear the mask without the bodysuit or you'll contract the cancer faster'
"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
"whelp. it's gonna be hard surviving on this planet."
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garfield and his vine adventures
أدب الهواةfollow garfield as he travels through the epitome known as vine.
