Frozen truth or dare

Part 4

OLAF: ooooo now it's my turn!

JACK: Okay, snowman, who is getting truth or dared?

OLAF: Kristoff! Truth or dare?

KRISTOFF: You can't make me miserable, right? You're innocent as, well, as snow. Dare.

OLAF: I give my daring powers to Jack, because I can't think of anything.

KRISTOFF: WAIT WHAT? OH NO

JACK: Yeah BUDDY! Alright, Kristoff, I dare you to go find Wandering Oaken and ask him to go yodeling with you

KRISTOFF: Oh dangit dangit dangit

(Jack flies everyone to Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna and Kristoff goes in)

KRISTOFF: Hey, Oaken, you want to go yodeling sometime?

WANDERING OAKEN: Arr you da one who colled me a crook?

KRISTOFF:  Uh, what? Noo, noo, I've, ah, I've never been here before-

OAKEN: Yoo arr, arr yoo not? (Stands to full height)

KRISTOFF: No sir, I-

(Oaken throws him bodily out the front door, the others are heard whooping with laughter)

KRISTOFF: I really hate you guys

JACK: (laughing) I'd be worried if you didn't

OLAF: That was amazing!

ANNA: Are you okay?

KRISTOFF: I"m fine

(Jack flies them back to the ice castle)

JACK: My turn

KRISTOFF: Wasn't that just your turn?

JACK: That was Olaf's turn

KRISTOFF: Oh yeah

JACK: anyways Sven, truth or dare?

SVEN: truth. I saw what you dared Kristoff, and I'm not stupid

JACK: I truth you to let me ride on your back. Don't argue about it not being a truth, because I said 'I truth you'

SVEN: I'm a talking reindeer, not a talking horse

ANNA: There's talking horses?

SVEN: Well, technically I don't talk, but I communicate well enough that Kristoff can understand me. Some horses are like that

ANNA: Amazing. Where is the nerest horse like that?

SVEN: Next kingdom over, his name's Max, he works for Princess Rapunzel and Prince Eugene

ANNA: Oh! We should invite them to play truth or dare with us!

JACK: After Sven's truth

SVEN: Heck no

JACK: You chicken?

SVEN: Yeah

JACK: Anna gets to give you makeup and ribbons

ANNA: Yes! You'll look amazing. Elsa, want to help?

ELSA: Nah. I might freeze Sven's face off

KRISTOFF: Does that ever happen to Jack when you guys-

JACK AND ELSA: We don't, we're not together

ANNA: You've got to be kidding

ELSA: Not together.

ANNA: (gives Sven bright orange lipstick, purple eye makeup, you can imagine the rest) YOU LOOK FABULOUS

EVERYONE ELSE: Ugh hahahahaha

SVEN: Shut up

ELSA: Let's go ask Rapunzel and Eugene now

(Jack flies them to Rapunzel's palace)

ANNA: You want to play truth or Dare at Elsa's ice castle?

RAPUNZEL: Sure!

EUGENE: Nah, I'm good

SVEN: I'll stay here. I haven't visited Max in a while.

RAPUNZEL: Okay

(They go back to the ice castle)

**Hey all, Cat here. Sorry it's been a while.***